Donald VS Martians

Currently unplayable. They decided to go with 'wasd' and mouse controls for this Wolf 3D looking game, which in itself is fine if it wasn't for aiming with the mouse being a jittery, broken mess. You can still turn and view your environments with the cursor keys, yet that brings up another problem. Both of your hands will be occupied and you shoot with the left mouse button, as well as change weapons using the scroll wheel. Considering you can turn with the cursor keys, it seems odd they disabled the other old school controls such as Ctrl to shoot and the number keys to switch guns. For these reasons, I was unable to play the game and properly form an opinion on. Consider this more of a warning than an actual review. I'll make sure to delete it if the issue is fixed.

I did my service to protect the United States of America did you?

Good game and looks funny but controls are broken. Add controls options as now each time i shoot my character turns for no reason and free roam is broken. Just add the option to shoot with ctrl like old shooters if you cannot fix the mouse problems. I will hold on the game for a week so you can patch before i refund. thanks.

I only bought this game because I have submission fetish I've fantasized about being under the rule of a dictator ever since I can remember. Every relationship I've ever had has been a 24/7 dominance and submission lifestyle. My ultimate fantasy is for a dictator (male or female) to command me to give him/her oral sex with the military standing by ready to take my head off if I'm not sufficient enough at oral sex. Voting for donald trump in itself was an erotic experience. After I voted, I ran to my car and furiously jacked off, thinking about Donald Trump commanding me to suck him off. I watched the election with my friends, pretending to root for Hillary Clinton. I think I masturbated 7 or 8 times that night. Anyway, I feel guilty about my vote, and want to apologize. I'm sorry if this is weird, but it's therapeutic to get this off my chest. Say whatever you want about me, I know I deserve it.

Trump Parody. Very fun and comical. The style is similar to the early duke nukem franchise but is limited in terms of graphics. Overall it is still funny and good to p[lay if you want to kill some time.

Great thing

that feeling whenm you arer donald

Simple Wolfenstein clone, worthy of passin half an hour.

A modern masterpiece better than most(all) triple-A games

I see Trump i'm sold. But only to be able to kill him. Some fat lady with pumpkin boobies real good when you let her kill trump.