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Beerman

$1.99
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Developer:
Lee Davidson
Publisher:
Lee Davidson
Platforms:
Windows
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Beerman


About the Game

Take charge of the caped deliverer and help Boston's finest foil The Society Of The Ninth 
over land, sea and air! 

Beerman the computer game is a tale of a reluctant city superhero.

Fresh back from Hollywood Beerman must face the evil Society Of The Ninth who've declared war on Boston and are intent on addicting it’s citizens to a new and horrible drug before exporting it across the rest of America. 

Team up with Boston PD and save the city’s hotel’s, streets and shores from the Society as they wage war in dastardly machines intent on braking Boston!

Beerman story


It all started in the 1980's when Beerman was in Hollywood. Back then there was lots 
of work for Beerman as they made lots of films about superhero's but they were all frauds...
think about it, if your a superhero you don't have time to make movies so all these caped
charlatans were just that but they did need someone to do the flying bit in films and since
crime had been cleared away in Boston after prohibition ended Beerman was out of work
so why not!

So what went wrong? Well the nineties arrived and Hollywood didn't need real actors
anymore or superheros and Beerman was looking at the breadline again until an urgent
call from home...
 
The Society Of The Ninth had declared war on alcohol and based their operations in Boston! 

Yep the good people of Boston were facing prohibition again! Who were they gonna call?...
No not them their frauds too...

They called Boston's greatest hero...Beerman!

The Society of the Ninth Cheek story


After making his fortune in Mexico selling powdered snacks Fatula came under pressure
as too many organizations were getting into the powdered snack game and so to find an
edge he started researching an addictive agent to make his powdered snacks better than
all the others and it was found! 

MRG a super addictive additive they cooked up in a lab but in a fit of celebrating Fatula
had too many powdered snacks and fell into a vat of it. 

Now a hopeless addict to fast food Fatula realized that Fat's Right and far from being 
skinny, obesity was the key to happiness and anything that stood in the way of anyone's
appetite like beer and stopped them growing more cheeks than they could sit on had to go! 

How else could anyone grow the fabled ninth cheek before heart failure if they're appetite
wasn't uninterrupted by alcohol!

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User Reviews

Mostly Positive
25 user reviews
76%
Positive
7 min at review
Not Recommended

Thought this was HL3, I was sorely mistaken :( Also it's not very good, quite terrible actually.

113 helpful 58 funny
32 min at review
Recommended

THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME I HAVE EVER PLAYED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE, I CUMMED 5 TIMES

21 helpful 51 funny
3 hrs at review
Not Recommended

trash

6 helpful
6 hrs at review
Not Recommended

Beerman is a badly and insincerely made "joke" game where you do some simple Adobe Flash tier gameplay with a beer themed superhero... the jokes are bad, the premise is bad, the delivery is bad. This is the kind of thing that I think is harmful to Steam in some ways because this insincere pollution takes up marketing space and visibility from sincerely developed amateur games. It gives indie devs a bad name. From a technical perspective, the game doesn't meet basic minimum requirements that most PC gamers expect as standard. While there are options to change the resolution for the game, all this does is scale up the simplistic 2D art assets used to make the game, which makes little or no difference to the graphics quality. Without any other substantial graphics tweaks, it's not possible for gamers to improve the lacklustre 2D visuals. The game features somewhat lazy, simplistic "retro" looking 2D graphics, of the type you normally expect to see in low effort Flash/browser games ...

2 helpful 1 funny
9 hrs at review
Recommended

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could pla...

2 helpful 1 funny
2 hrs at review
Recommended

[h2]Beerman[/h2] Has a total of [b]8[/b] trading cards.

1 helpful
20 min at review
Recommended

This game is great, I really enjoy the moment-to-moment gameplay; it keeps me hooked and coming back for more!!! I hope a sequel is in development or at least some DownLoadable Content (DLC) at this current time.

1 helpful
1 hrs at review
Recommended

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394 hrs at review
Recommended

best game please nominate 2023 goty awards pls pls pls

2 hrs at review
Recommended

My life has changed thanks to Beerman. Thank you Beerman.

1 funny

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 or newer
  • Processor: 2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo or AMD equivalent
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card with 1 GB memory
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX® compatible sound card

FAQ

How much does Beerman cost?

Beerman costs $1.99.

What are the system requirements for Beerman?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 or newer Processor: 2 GHz Intel Core 2 Duo or AMD equivalent Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card with 1 GB memory DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 2 GB available space Sound Card: DirectX® compatible sound card

What platforms is Beerman available on?

Beerman is available on Windows PC.

Is Beerman worth buying?

Beerman has 76% positive reviews from 25 players.

When was Beerman released?

Beerman was released on Aug 3, 2016.

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