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Blamdown: Udder Fury

$4.99
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Developer:
Guru Games
Publisher:
Guru Games
Platforms:
Windows
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About This Game

Blamdown is a fast-paced twin stick shooter about a cow with a bazooka and a lust for revenge.

Blamdown: Udder Fury is all about creating chaos, blowing stuff up and having a blast doing it. The game lets you jump on top of buildings, take out burger joints and gun down enemy jetpack-troopers and tanks. Battle your way across the American continent to avenge your girlfriend Rosa, who ended up as a Captain Patriot™ hamburger.



The game is a classic love story about Moonalisa, who fell for her herd mate, Rosa. The two would have lived happily ever after (and this game would have been a cow dating sim instead) if not for an unfortunate event involving a hungry farmer and a meat grinder. After the "accident" Moonalisa was, naturally, rather pissed. After all, how would you feel if someone made a hamburger out of your girlfriend? Yeah, thought so.

She decided that all humans were at fault for allowing this atrocity to happen, and did the only thing she could think of to numb the pain: She somehow grew a pair of hands, stood up on her hind legs and grabbed a hold of a conveniently placed machinegun. The rest is a real barn burner, but it is up to you to guide Moonalisa, the bovine berserker, on her road to end human civilization in what the Mayans prophesized as the Cowpocalypse.

Features

  • Fully desctructible environments, blow up buildings, bad guys and baby strollers
  • Survival mode unlock upgrades to both your cow and your guns in survival mode and see just how much money has been wasted on Animal Control.
  • End the reign of the meat eaters and have fun doing so! Follow the story of Moonalisas rampage to the bitter end or as far as we manage to create content.

"Meat is a murderer"

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User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive
8 user reviews
100%
Positive
1 hrs at review
Recommended

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byNxW3trVO8 We all knew it was coming, vegans at war with fast food franchises across the United States. Now it has become a reality with cows taking matters into their own hands. Milky bitty guns and explosions are the name of this game, with a side of beef curtains. This game is vegan friendly.

6 helpful 2 funny
7 hrs at review
Recommended

Had a lot of fun with this game! I would definitely recommend it, great art, explosions and puns to last me a lifetime. Bit longer story would have been nice but I could (and probably will) play this all night long with the survival mode and highscore.

5 helpful
23 min at review
Recommended

Good fun game about a lesbian cow who's a loser in love, but as "Milo" points out the uncontrollable camera is annoying as the scenery can complete obscure the character at critical points of the game

1 helpful
5 hrs at review
Recommended

Furiously juicy twin-stick shooter with a unique concept. Very Cool, a real bang for your buck!

1 helpful
15 min at review
Recommended

This game puts me in a good MOO-d. I'll let myself out.

1 hrs at review
Recommended

10/10 would become vegan again

9 hrs at review
Recommended

Very enjoyable game but can be frustratingly hard on some levels. A good challenge and I love the destructable enviroments and graphics and sound, and the music as well.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows Vista or greater (64-bit)
  • Processor: 3 Ghz
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 1 GB video memory
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 1 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Yes

FAQ

How much does Blamdown: Udder Fury cost?

Blamdown: Udder Fury costs $4.99.

What are the system requirements for Blamdown: Udder Fury?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows Vista or greater (64-bit) Processor: 3 Ghz Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: 1 GB video memory DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 1 GB available space Sound Card: Yes

What platforms is Blamdown: Udder Fury available on?

Blamdown: Udder Fury is available on Windows PC.

Is Blamdown: Udder Fury worth buying?

Blamdown: Udder Fury has 100% positive reviews from 8 players.

When was Blamdown: Udder Fury released?

Blamdown: Udder Fury was released on Aug 30, 2016.

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