Don't Die Dateless, Dummy!

Sad thing is most people that buy this game will still die dateless.

Should be free. It's funny but lacks contents. There are 3 different endings, each time the game will take you about 10 minutes to finish. I was trying to take different paths, but they made little to no difference in the end. Gameplay is basic visual novel, where you read a part, answer some questions which defined how the story continues. Even for visual novel, this is way too short. One playthought takes about 10 minutes, when you read everything. So you could beat it 100% in less than an hour. With more content, if it was lenghtier I could recommend it. But the way it is, I can't recommend paying to play it.

Way too short. As Master Indigo has pointed out, it takes approximately 10 minutes to complete one story arch and there is only three of them. The game also gives you a false promise of gaining skills like strenght, intelligence and charisma, but in the end there is not enough complexity for that kind of thing. They only affect which ending you get and there isn't really enough time that to be anywhere important factor. You gained some strenght, what of it? Where do I use it? What is the meaning of having a good strenght and low intelligence? Does my choices matter? It's over already? I love dating sims where you gain attributes by doing deliberate choices and put effort in raising them. I also love visual novels, where there is a good and long enough story that I feel immersed in the world and the few choices I make really makes me think or regret things. This is not one of them. I feel I paid too much and it was only 2,99€. On the hindsight, I wouldn't play it even for free. It is...

You're a wizard, Harry! Level 30 to be exact. 10/10

I've 100%'d the majority of visual novels on Steam and this one is truly the worst out there. All you need to know is that "cuck orbiter" and "Kappa" are part of the script. Yikes.

Though I am not an enthusiast of either visual novels or dating simulators, I would say the game is poking fun at both of these genres, as well as any "slice of life" manga or anime out there. I personally found it very amusing. Playing as a new college student (fill in the name) his main concern is not ending up a virgin (though the game says dateless) before his 30th birthday. If he is a virgin at age 30, he will become a Level 30 wizard which is the last thing he wants to happen. He is basically a NEET already and trying to emerge from his shell. The amusing bits are the fact he is not apologetic about his mind set and simply happy any woman talks to him. He is not creepy or really perverted in his attempts at talking to women just a little clueless, rather awkward and a bit stupid if that choice is made. His internal dialogue is really amusing, at least to me it was. This is a short game, about an hour if the player uses the save game feature. Ultimately, there are three w...

This game made me crack up in so many ways. I could not reccomend it more. 10/10

I've spent more on coffee that was less enjoyable than this game. Stop bitching about games needing to be free. Game was short but it was enjoyable, and more than worth the 3 bucks and some change that it cost me. If you need a Visual Novel game fix and don't have 40+ hours of your life to invest into it, because you have better things to do, like having sex with your actual girlfriend, or going to work, so you can have money, so you do not need to bitch about all the things you think should be free, then this is a nice short game to play.

A nice visual novel, with only three girls but a lots of options and endings. The fourth achievement could be a little hard to get, 'cos you need to get 8 bad endings.. Didn't like the fact that there is no skip dialogue or things like hold-shift to go faster.. so you end over and over many times on answering the same questions. Overall I can't say this is a bad game, though. There's plenty of better visual novels, but this is average.

Bought on Summer sale 2016 Within 2 minutes of reading, I became a level 30 wizard. The End. Or.... so I thought. 13 minutes later, gets Lia as waifu. Fastest VN I've read so far. (Is that a good thing or a bad thing?) At least, my Xbox GT is free from this game. Update: I got all achievements under an hour. (recorded time)