Polandball: Can into Space!

[h1] If you wanna get into space Kerbal Space Program is a better option. Game feels clunky with cartoonish visuals. Progression system is slow so you have to grind your way a lot. Play only if you like games like Learn to Fly and similar genre with progression system allowing you to get further and further but still there isn't much to offer. [/h1]

🌟 [b][url=https://store.steampowered.com/curator/45575657]Follow Ainsel Reviews - Curator for the weird & lovely.[/url][/b] 🌟 [b]As a half-Pole, this game offends my heritage... and I couldn’t be happier about it.[/b] Behold: The most accurate simulation of Poland’s space program ever made (read: a physics disaster wrapped in MS Paint memes). Every launch is a rollercoaster of emotions: - Pride ("Look, mama! I made Polska fly!") - Denial ("That explosion was totally planned.") - Rage ("CZEMU LITWA’S ROCKET WORK?!") - Resignation ("Fine, maybe Germany’s engineering IS better…") The game perfectly captures the Polish experience: Ambition fueled by pure spite, held together by duct tape and the haunting voice of Jan Paweł II whispering "Nie poddawaj się." 10/10 – Would suffer Polish engineering again. Kurwa, we’re technically in space! (If you count spinning uncontrollably at ground level as "space".)

I like it.

Unfortunately, not worth your time. The first hour of the game is straight grind. After that, you'll have finally upgraded your ship to something that can maneuver about as well as a toilet, and begin to think about Polen into Space. But that "Amazing End Movie" cinematic for beating the game? It's nearly nothing. Earning coins for achieving a new altitude would've been a good design that's missing. As-is there's no reason to get higher until your toilet ship can begin to think about making it to the moon. Save yourself 3 or 4 hours and watch the animation of the original comic strip that inspired this game instead. Or play one of the better Polandball games out there: literally any of them.