No matter what I said, he always found a way to make fun of it. In the end, he hired me with an unexpectedly positive twist—[spoiler] and I love him for it.. [/spoiler] Osas - Inventive Necromancer
Hire Me!
- Release Date:
- Jan 1, 2024
- Developer:
- Mildly Interesting Games
- Publisher:
- Mildly Interesting Games
- Platforms:
- Windows
Game Tags
About This Game
Welcome to the whimsical, wacky and slightly weird world of AllJobs Agency, where 'All' is not just a catchy prefix. Choose any job you want — or even make one up — and brace yourself for the most relentless job interview of your life.
Do you have what it takes to land your dream job?
Answer a series of (often too) personal questions asked by the agency's ruthless and brutally honest job agent, who is like if Ricky Gervais and a lie detector had a love child. He will do anything to throw you off guard. Especially when you want to become one. Prepare for an interview that dives into your deepest fears, favorite pizza toppings and why you think capes should make a comeback in office attire.
Features:
- Choose the job you want or make one up: whether you want to become an astronaut or an underwater basket weaving consultant, you're in charge of your career.
- Answer both serious and not-so-serious questions to see if you're fit for the job.
- Subject yourself to mockery, roastings, ridicule, condescension and even disapproving glances from our demanding interviewer.
- Pixel art. Or 'stupid blocky graphics' as my son calls it.
- Short experience (around 30 minutes).
- No Interview is the same!
So iron your 8-bit tie, slap on a smile thicker than a pixelated pancake and charm the binary socks off the AllJobs Agency!
Tap that download button and catapult yourself into occupational stardom. It's time to fake it 'til you make it in the jazzy job jungle!
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User Reviews
It's a wacky game and pretty hilarious take from a good sarcasm point of a smart dev. A good choice to chillax and unwind once in awhile to play a different kind of game among many. From the title itself, you may already know what kind of game this is. Nothing much than typing answers and do some multiple choices. But it will surely make you either burst out laughing (...at your own very self) or pissed (...if you don't have the sense of humor in a right amount) because of the results you will get from the quirky interviewer. :3 Alljobs has all the vacant professions, from the normal ones to your most deepest-darkest-chaotic fantasy to get with. Just type it away and see if you have what it takes to get that dreamy job you ever wanted to be! X3 Thank you so much for a great job of making this one; Mildly Interesting Games. Your game on the contrary is interestingly not mild at all. Me likey! b(^_^)d
I think the game thought I meant video game designer but I definitely wasn't specific. The interviewer is extremely immersive and responds to all of your responses with jokes and savagery. I had a great time with this game now that it works. I would definitely recommend it at the price of $1. A really good time to be had. Mr. Jacobs - Creative Chaos https://youtu.be/UhBLrfB0MmA
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On my first playthrough, I applied to be a janitor. I got 'Trashy Thinker' and failed to get a job. Then, I applied to be a software engineer and I finally got the job. I know. Being a janitor is very difficult for me when I see my chaotic room. At least I can eat potato chips and Coke, stare at the monitor with blank eyes, and type on the keyboard and click the mouse aimlessly. Awesome! Greeter 'Code Ninja'
Edit Boss - For a game by a company called Mildly Interesting Games, you might be surprised to find out that this is...a mildly interesting game! I had a lot of fun, but it's definitely simplistic in its execution. I was impressed by its answers, however. The game feels totally immersive. And, of course, I enjoyed that it seemed to get my work personality pretty right. I look forward to the next game! (and my potential to be a murderer.)
Applied as a stuttering sniper and g..g..got the job! Vaai 'Mumbling Marksman'
I downloaded this game without really reading the description or watching the video I just wanted a cute little game to jump start me reviewing games - this was perfect, it was basically one of those personality quizzes that I'm such a sucker for. I'm very pleased by this game and I look forward to more in the future ~ Very rude that I didnt get hired tho smh Jhoey - "Snarky Sentinel"
This game was a fun journey, blending humor with unexpected depth. I discovered new things of myself while navigating its delightful chaos. The experience was both entertaining and enlightening. If you’re looking for a reason to giggle while trying to explore more about yourself, this game might be worth spending some bucks if you're interested! -Kithu the Sound Surgeon
BOSSY BULLDOZER Adam here, and man, this was a lot of fun. I'm happy to be your new recruiter, and frankly, I'll let you talk yourself to death. 10/10 let me interview the interviewer, great use of $2.50
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7 or later
- Processor: 2.0 GHz dual-core processor or equivalent
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated graphics or dedicated GPU with at least 512 MB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 100 MB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10 or later
- Processor: 2.5 GHz quad-core processor or higher
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Dedicated GPU with at least 1 GB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 100 MB available space
FAQ
How much does Hire Me! cost?
Hire Me! costs $2.50.
What are the system requirements for Hire Me!?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 or later Processor: 2.0 GHz dual-core processor or equivalent Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Integrated graphics or dedicated GPU with at least 512 MB VRAM DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 100 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 or later Processor: 2.5 GHz quad-core processor or higher Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Dedicated GPU with at least 1 GB VRAM DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 100 MB available space
What platforms is Hire Me! available on?
Hire Me! is available on Windows PC.
Is Hire Me! worth buying?
Hire Me! has 100% positive reviews from 38 players.
When was Hire Me! released?
Hire Me! was released on Jan 1, 2024.
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