A good fricking game. A genuine steal of a deal. Keep playing it, it gets so much better as you go! Very creative, good secrets imo and fun combat! Again, it gets better the further you go!
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About This Game
Zortch Maxinum is a professional slacker who finds herself captured by aliens after falling
for their fake holiday scheme - now she must escape their planet or become a light snack
lucky for her there is a mysterious voice helping her along the way
Features:
- Custom engine that runs well on low-spec machines
- Combat heavy gameplay
- 6 difficulty modes - from very easy to extreme
- 9 guns + kicking (grenade launcher, tnt, tripmine, plasma pistol, a double barreled shotgun and a bizarre living lightning gun)
- 15 levels
- 5 boss levels
- 30+ enemy types (giant green brainsucking aliens and their inventions and cronies: spider mines, lizards with rocket launchers, raptors, pudding like amoeboid pretending to be humanoid guards, and a giant 20 feet tall flatworm cyborg bounty hunter .. among others)
- powerups: portable medkit, invisibility
- FOV slider
- Letterbox mode
- Custom violence mode: you can change blood to be confetti or ketchup
- Feeble attempts at humor
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User Reviews
I'm zortchin it
Aliens tried to eat my BRaINZZ!!!
has the vibes of an old fps that came out on pc and n64, if that makes sense. much fun, game is good
It's a steal for $5! The few complaints I had are mere nitpicks and they're all gone in Zortch 2's demo. I eagerly await the next entry and recommend any old school FPS fans to buy this game and play it.
An incredibly excellent boomer shooter in vein of classic N64 FPS games and those weird cartoon games that you encountered at Blockbuster video as a kid, fun from start to finish with a immensely generous asking price and great length. My only nitpick would have to be issues with judder from the first person camera as things don't look as smooth as they can be with game as logic capped at 60 FPS which even with FPS unlocked and external FPS cap to 60 FPS it still is a little jittery but other than that it is an astounding game that works great even on a 5K2K Ultrawide monitor, kudos to the developer for creating such a great little game. The demo of it's sequel dropped recently and was fun too so looking forward to when it drops as well. (Pro tip if your high resolution monitor is zoomed in at native resolution, switch to DPI scaling as "application" and also force 16x anisotropic filtering on your GPU control panel for more detailed distant textures.)
You know... This game feels almost 𝖀𝖓𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖑. I have a few thoughts - First being that the game was just a genuine blast to play. The weapons are familiar but fun, the enemies are goofy 90s shooter tropes, the main character is extremely mobile and that made for fast and fun gameplay which was exactly what I wanted to see. I made it to the end on Maxed, and it really was just the right amount of frustrating for my liking. The enemies pulled no punches and were frequently unfair, but you're given plenty of unfair advantages yourself, including the spammable force field and near limitless and very generous placement of soda machines, so it evened out. It's hard enough of a game to feel like an accomplishment to beat without becoming discouraging, or making me wish I had spent the time better the way Wanderstop did. It was also a better horror game than Gone Home, and a better sci fi exploration game than the space game Bethesda put out that I honestly, for real, can't ...
Game is good. The difficulty is fair even on the highest setting, and I do highly recommend playing it on the highest setting after completing it once or twice on lower difficulties, simply because the game plays [i]very[/i] differently on MAXED and it is a challenging but entertaining experience to manage.
gud game
No brainer for any fan of faster paced retro style fps. Great level design. Fun weapons and enemies. You'll be constantly tripping over moments that show a really passionate attention to detail. All in a package so trimmed of any fat that it runs like a dream even on the lowest spec PC's.
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows XP
- Processor: Intel Atom N270
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics 600
- Storage: 370 MB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: AMD FX-8800P
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: AMD Radeon R7 M360
- Storage: 500 MB available space
FAQ
How much does Zortch cost?
Zortch costs $4.99.
What are the system requirements for Zortch?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows XP Processor: Intel Atom N270 Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics 600 Storage: 370 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Processor: AMD FX-8800P Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: AMD Radeon R7 M360 Storage: 500 MB available space
What platforms is Zortch available on?
Zortch is available on Windows PC.
Is Zortch worth buying?
Zortch has 100% positive reviews from 23 players.
When was Zortch released?
Zortch was released on Jun 8, 2023.
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