Play style made me long for an old top down called Tyrian. The music and play style is reminiscent of the 90's, and that's pretty cool. Your ship is effectively immortal, but the challenge in getting all the coins and readying the giantess while avoiding bullets is a neat way to get your full stars. The porn scenes are the corniest, and that's pretty on-par with the feeling they were going for. 8/10 would reccommend.
Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation
- Release Date:
- Feb 9, 2024
- Developer:
- Portland Caviar
- Publisher:
- Portland Caviar
- Platforms:
- Windows
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About This Game
Hello!
Captain Firehawk is the first game developed by Portland Caviar, a duo of developers pursuing their dreams. It's a simple game designed to experiment aesthetically with the look of old CRT TVs, arcades, and 80s & 90s anime.
About the Game
A shooter where your bullets strip off clothing pieces from giant, skyscraper-sized women! Inspired by many classics from the golden age of arcades, Captain Firehawk pays respect to the Shoot 'Em Up genre, putting a comedic and raunchy twist on the classic formula.

When enormous, size-morphing vixens begin attacking planets throughout the galaxy, only one team can stand against these formidable foes and set things right: Emmy the engineer, Dr. Unit, the cinematographer robot, and Captain Firehawk, a pizza guy with a pilot's license. They must rely on their wits, quick reflexes and - of course - Firehawk's legendary retro gaming skills!

Retro Love Letter: PC-98-inspired graphics paired with 21st-century sensibilities!
Hot Anime Ladies: Meet and befriend a colorful cast of sexy gals!
Nudity & Clothing Destruction: Shoot 'em up to strip them down!
Giantesses Gallery: When you beat a level, a giantess will be able to be observed on their stage with pan, zoom and clothing controls.
Dr. Unit's Private Gallery: A gallery showcasing how each giantess was captured!
By reaching 100% progress in each stage, a special animation will be unlocked. Progress is based on the amount of money raised, which is cumulative, so with skill, you can unlock new content in just a few tries - or even on your first!
Streaming-friendly censored mode
15 Cards and 32 achievements
Featuring visual novel story segments with animated character sprites, seamlessly blends story and gameplay to deliver the ultimate analog arcade experience for the modern era!

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User Reviews
As someone who grew up on this style of shoot 'em up game back in the 90's it was an instant purchase for me, the graphics and style take me right back to the good old days and was intensely fun too; some might say the basic enemies get repetitive but that Was also a staple of 80's/90's shmup games :) Lovely graphics, a great soundtrack and after getting all achieves I had to leave a review... and of course, the giant sized and incredibly detailed ladies definitely add to the enjoyment of the game~ ;)
It's enjoyable and easy enough, the character designs are good and the story is fun and doesn't take itself too seriously. My only gripe is that for some reason the H scenes that happen after you defeat the giantesses didn't play for me and so I thought that the game didn't have much NSFW content until I found them in the gallery after completing the game. Otherwise it's a solid title that I'd love to see more of.
Art style and gameplay are fine, but the unskippable dialogue is unbearable. There's also no gallery for the H-scenes
System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 7 and Newer
- Processor: Core I3 7th Generation
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated Graphics
FAQ
How much does Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation cost?
Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation costs $9.99.
What are the system requirements for Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 and Newer Processor: Core I3 7th Generation Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Integrated Graphics
What platforms is Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation available on?
Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation is available on Windows PC.
Is Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation worth buying?
Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation has 83% positive reviews from 6 players.
When was Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation released?
Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation was released on Feb 9, 2024.
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