Game Theory At Christmas

This is not matpat?

This is a complete mess, but I definitely got my 49 cents worth. The initial Game Theory game is pretty fun, basically logic puzzles and for English speakers half the difficulty is figuring out what the victory conditions are. This took me a couple hours and was not included in my Steam time since I had to run from the exe directly due to a bug that's since been patched. After beating that you are thrown into a completely different game about snowball fights. This has no translation but isn't too hard to figure out. Basically you get loot-boxes of characters and can upgrade them. Battles consist of essentially filling various gauges related to snow, defenses, and snowballs. You can then attack with the snowballs you've made. I still haven't beaten this yet since it runs based on a real-world timer and often need to wait for more energy. Finally, I found "Conquer Taiwan at Christmas" executable sitting in the game files, which I will assume is IRL foreshadowing and anxiously await doo...

It was 49 cents, what can I say. Edit: "People are not rational." - Nausea

now THIS is does.

After 10 minutes of gameplay I apparently opened a hidden app called conquer taiwan at christmas or whatever i still dont know what im doing :) edit: what is this infinite loading screen

bought it at -90% and still think that I overpayed no, it's not about machine translation it's also not about poor implementation of game theory the biggest problem are huge, moving, colorful, obnoxious sprites that cover half of the screen and hurt my eyes, my adhd and possibly give me epilepsy

I pressed a button and a spreadsheet opened in my second monitor almost shit myself

Insanely charming with such a fun and rounded cast, wonderful art style and funny and CAPTIVATING (even through google translate) writing, i really do like all of the characters in this, from design to personality, they're just so enjoyable. Went into this thinking it'd just be some low effort silly joke game but came out of it just really wanting more, and there IS more, its just NOT TRANSLATED, which is a huge shame considering how it feels like there's so much left that i just cant read, for i don't know chinese. The game part of the game is pretty simple but fun, and as a gambling fan i appreciate it, its easy to understand and offers some fun logic and puzzling elements All in all, kino game, wonderfully charming, half of it isn't playable in english though

This game is buggy as hell! Well, the art style is cute and all, but the game keeps crashing and quitting on its own! + it is impossible to win against CPU at all!