The Farmthis Gallery

not good

If you enjoy bdsm CGI gifs (you know who you are) and have said to yourself, "I wish I could BE in that scene, up close and personal, inspecting the angles and dangles... and throw in a couple moans and groans while you're at it" - this app is for you. I hesitate to call it a 'game' since interactivity is low (I've only been able to find two interactive devices among the various scenes), but the nature of the app is right there in the name: it's a gallery, not a game. The environments feel plausibly alive thanks to the sound effects, with little touches like the sound of dripping water and machinery whirling and whining in the background, and have a vaguely sci-fi feel to them, but they are there to set the scene for the main events: devious bdsm devices and their lovely bound 'victims'. The devices are creative explorations of various ways to... er... explore the nooks and crannies of bound bodies. Running through every scene won't take more than a couple minutes on a speed run, but ...

garbage, pure garbage i don't write reviews but this is so bad i had to

I'm idiot. Why I bought this shit.

Eh, it's decent. I'll say that it's a great start, and it's not pricey. Basically, this is a bit like a set of very slightly interactive porn machine videos, just in VR. Interestingly, the movement scheme is better than many actual VR games (SWINGING YOUR HANDS IS NOT A REASONABLE LOCOMOTION TRIGGER, WESTWOOD AWAKENING!!) Locomotion is VR handset, joystick controlled snap turn on either joystick, and teleportation via forward joystick push. There's virtually no interactivity except for movement, a few items you can "pick up" (that don't do anything), and 2 machines that you can "turn on" (but nothing else). The animation is a little slow, but it's not from performance - it's just timed that way. It seems to run fine even on a high resolution with a medium-tier video card. All in all, it's maybe 20 minutes of content; I'd love to see more interactivity added, as well as smooth turning and free movement.

It's really not a game. I wouldn't review it as a game. It's a VR room that satisfies fetishes, is for Dom or Sub fantasies. With Dom able to view and control or Sub able to experience the machines. Which are not things you'll find IRL easy. If you're not the type of people who enjoy and go to BDSM/Fetish events IRL, or even practice these things, stay FAR, FAR away If you are, this is one hell of a treat in VR that'll youll go back to when you're in the mood.

Great first iteration, fair price good value. Some minor jitters in VR that should be easy enough to work out, please work on interactivity/more content. Will happily pay for DLC

shit sucks

For five dollars I thought it was entertaining. RTX 3080 made the graphics look decent! Was worth every cent! Busted the ol nut too.

I really enjoyed this. You definitely need to remember its more of a viewing gallery but if you ever watch SFM porn this is like a nice immersive step up from that. I really hope it keeps getting updated, It could end up being well more than what its worth if it has a massive library of machines, maybe more interact-ability and controls.