Oddest Sea

I aint no professional speedrunner, yet I dun gone finished these here "game" in 120 seconds. In all honesty it's a running simulator in a boat. No story, no context. Feels like an introductory level to a game, rather than a fully published game.

I was like, Yay! Let's go Sailing! kinda seems like "sunless sea" in 3d! ITS NOT!! ITS NOTHING!! The game lasted a grand total of three minutes. I thought i did it wrong, i was like, wait? Did i have a stroke? I checked my watch. Nope. I tried again, it crashed. I was like, mmm maybe a setting is off? I'll just check options... wait, where the hecc are options? THERE ARE NO OPTIONS!! no configuration, okay. maybe if i do it again i can get some of those achievements? I couldn't. My completionist OCD kicked in, and my eye began to twitch more than Louisa in Encanto when the magic starts to die. I decided to try again. There's no way that was it! I've wasted 5 bucks before, but even in Vegas I got farther on five than this game delivered. Could have at least gave me a happy and put me to sleep. Nope. The bones load in on the horizon, and my boat starts to fly. It was higher than i was, and that's saying something! Then suddenly it dipped deep below the waves, so i ...

It's not that great, honestly if you got this at 90% off you'd probably get it's true value of contnet, the art is generic but mildly interesting