it’s exactly what the title says, and then some. It’s not just about… well, you know. It’s about causing absolute chaos in a sandbox world while doing it. I played it as part of my courtroom video, and honestly it felt like the perfect “evidence” to present against me. The ridiculous ragdoll physics, over-the-top violence, and absurd freedom to break everything make it less of a “simulator” and more of a parody of gaming itself. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxBLtfvAp04&t=714s
Wanking Simulator
- Release Date:
- Mar 19, 2020
- Developer:
- SIG Publishing
- Publisher:
- SIG Publishing
- Platforms:
- Windows
Game Tags
About This Game
Welcome to Gay Bay, a town in which you need to take the matter into your own hands
You play as Winston Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the corrupt government after being called out for wanking too loud by his neighbours. Now, Winston is on a mission to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking away his home.
Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking - you are thrown into a town called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few other places, such as high school, a garage, etc.
The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible, complete story & side missions and collect points by wanking to the chaos we caused.
You are free to go wherever you want and destroy anything you want.
Our protagonist is given unlockable superpowers, such as spells, magic cumshots etc.
A more serious list of features:
- Explore a nice neighbourhood full of things ready to be sent flying into space
- Destroy things, throw people around, blow up cars (fun), or be a civilized man whose goal is to quietly wank (boring)
- Unlockable abilities, such as an explosion spell, or spawning an aggressive Pony which will help you fight bad human beings
- Drive your uncle's car, complete deliveries & race missions, or chase the clouds with a hot air balloon
- Sandbox Mode - customize everything as you wish, gravity, the power of your mighty kick, etc.
- Arena Mode - fight off as many waves of enemies as you can
- Parkour Mode - jump around, avoid bullets and kick bad guys
- Wankhan DLC - visit Wankhan and recapture the disease cure from bad humans
- Challenges Mode - complete difficult missions on time, each one is different
- Customize your character - change the colour of the skin, clothing, etc.
- Achievements & Global Leaderboard - upload your high scores and compete with other wankers
- 5 days cycle - each day there are different events happening in Gay Bay
- Try to cause as much property damage as you can and upload your total score to the Leaderboard
MATURE CONTENT
ALL IN-GAME CHARACTERS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18.The game contains elements that mimic sexual behaviour, i.e. masturbation. NO GENDER ARE VISIBLE! The game only shows the movement itself, which is accompanied by the sound of masturbation. There is violence in the game - you can stun other characters, beat them and kick them.
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User Reviews
i love doing what i do in game instead of irl. I APPROVE, im a massive gooner, trust me, hello steven....
System Requirements
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7 / 8 / 10
- Processor: Intel Core i3 or equivalent
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Nvidia GT 730 or equivalent
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 8 GB available space
- Sound Card: Should exist for better fapping experience
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7 / 8 / 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5 or equivalent
- Memory: 10 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 650 Ti or equivalent
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 8 GB available space
- Sound Card: Should exist as well
FAQ
How much does Wanking Simulator cost?
Wanking Simulator costs $9.99.
What are the system requirements for Wanking Simulator?
Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 / 8 / 10 Processor: Intel Core i3 or equivalent Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia GT 730 or equivalent DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 8 GB available space Sound Card: Should exist for better fapping experience Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 / 8 / 10 Processor: Intel Core i5 or equivalent Memory: 10 GB RAM Graphics: GTX 650 Ti or equivalent DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 8 GB available space Sound Card: Should exist as well
What platforms is Wanking Simulator available on?
Wanking Simulator is available on Windows PC.
Is Wanking Simulator worth buying?
Wanking Simulator has 100% positive reviews from 2 players.
When was Wanking Simulator released?
Wanking Simulator was released on Mar 19, 2020.
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