Kick The Anime Simulator

Well, once you boot up the game you've seen all of its content. I was hoping for something funny or mildly interesting but got something that likely took less effort than it has taken for me to write this.

This game is a waste of money even though it had one derpy character that looked funny the rest is terrible

this is one of the goofiest games i've ever done played, haha just kiddin you little pumpkins this game was alright, its called kick the anime simulator but you throw cleavers?! CLEAVERS?! WHAT THE FRICK? CLEAVERS? WHAT THE HELL! I WANTED TO PUT MY FAT SWEATY FOOT ON SOME COOCHIE.

Played this game for 7 hours straight, gotta say its not bad.

anime is dead I have savd the world thank me appriopriatly pleas

With well over 9000 game reviews under my belt, more game reviews and more games played than anyone else on the planet, I've seen pretty much everything. I've seen some truly amazing games that transport you to other worlds, give you experiences you couldn't imagine otherwise, and lift the human spirit, works of art that really show how important gaming is as an art form that's a rival to any other artistic medium we've come up with. But I've also seen the bad stuff. I'm not talking about the thousands of "indie" amateur developers who seem to think it's ok to publish half-made retro pixel games because they don't have enough basic skill to get hired as a professional developer, but try anyway. I'm not even talking about the Russian criminals that steal asset packs from real developers and try sell them at ridiculous prices, or shove trash games onto Steam with $100+ price tags so they can launder money from stolen credit cards. This "game" is truly the worst. It's not really a...

Cheesecake makes some quite amusing games- like B-movie grade, it's phoned in and doesn't make a lot of sense. They didn't even pick up the phone for this one. Honestly, the preview video is honeydick and more entertaining. The current version seems to have removed the bombs, walls, and ragdoll the preview video mentions. All there is to do: chose your hero. Watch them stand there or dance. Throw a single knife at them, and they go ragdoll. That's it. I have to Ctrl+Alt+Esc and close the game from steam or panel because there's literally no exit inside the game. I eventually figured out E interacts with switches and the door.

hot

there are more features in the trailer than the actual game.

I don't think this counts as a game.