Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import

$9.99

Release Date:: Oct 31, 2018
Developer:: Jupiter Lighthouse Games
Publisher:: Jupiter Lighthouse Games
Platforms:: Windows Mac Linux

Indie Adventure Steam Achievements Full controller support Family Sharing Single-player Steam Cloud

About This Game

GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR is the bloody disgusting, unsanctioned followup to last years sleeper non-hit PROTOTYPE MANSION. In this all new survival/adventure you play as HANK, the idiot B-story partner who must SOLVE, PUNCH and HEAL his way through an unimaginable garden-themed existential nightmare. Investigate a fog filled estate, solve puzzles, fight horrific monsters, and enjoy the relaxing sounds of bad Japanese dub. (English subtitles included)

Back of CD case reads:

HANK MAKER is separated from his partner and hopelessly alone while on call to a foggy island. He must now shovel his way through an existential crisis of guts, gore, and gardening. What other nightmares await our idiot cop from disc 1?

Find out! In...

GARDEN VARIETY BODY HORROR!

Features

Japanese dubs and English subs
Classic style survival-horror gameplay => tank controls optional
32-bit low-poly visuals, janky models
Campy humor, gore galore, FOG.
Puzzles of the cryptic kind

"A great gift for any 7 year-old!"

H. Mason, responsible parent

"No human typewriters - 0/10 stars."

Dennis Cronenberg, authoritarian

Screenshots

User Reviews

Mixed

2 user reviews

50%

Positive

User #953884 english

6 hrs at review

Recommended

silent hill's biggest flaw was not letting you eat an entire pumpkin

User #040073 english

1 hrs at review

Not Recommended

Teaboy's Basic(ish) Reviews....I read a lot of reviews when looking at games on Steam, and it quickly gets tiring – those who write involved, down to the micron scale reviews, although helpful, end up like looking at War & Peace when you’ve only got time for a quick 5 minute dump! This is middle of the road and to the point – not easy for me as I tend towards sesquipedalian loquaciousness! Vociferously Verbose? Alright, verbal diarrhoea. (Although I hate panning a developer’s work and all the time, effort and love they put into designing these – it is their life after all – this is my honest, personal opinion of my level of enjoyment. Sorry devs!). A note on time played: My Steam clock does not seem to work properly, indeed, it even minuses time on occasion! Plus, I have a tendency to wander off and leave games running at times, so time played may not be entirely accurate! Teaboy’s Tonsil Titillators or Toenail Titbits! (Rating) Tonsil Tickler (Totally T...

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:

OS *: Windows 7 or better
Processor: Dual-Core 2ghz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 series or better
DirectX: Version 10
Storage: 300 MB available space
Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.

OS *: Windows 7 or better
Processor: Intel i5 or equivalent
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 series or better
DirectX: Version 11
Storage: 300 MB available space
Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.

FAQ

How much does Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import cost?

Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import costs $9.99.

What are the system requirements for Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 or better Processor: Dual-Core 2ghz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4000 series or better DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 300 MB available space Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes. Recommended: Recommended: OS *: Windows 7 or better Processor: Intel i5 or equivalent Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Nvidia Geforce 600 series or better DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 300 MB available space Additional Notes: This game is intentionally post-processed to a very low resolution. If you set your display to 640x480 you can get this running on all contemporary potatoes.

What platforms is Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import available on?

Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.

Is Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import worth buying?

Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import has 50% positive reviews from 2 players.

When was Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import released?

Garden Variety Body Horror - Rare Import was released on Oct 31, 2018.