Steven the Sperm

I've gifted this to 9 people

Instead of writing an essay due in 2 days or going out this Friday night, I found myself determined to beat this game. After being called out as a fake fan, I bought this game and was not disappointed. This game is the same genre as the "World's Hardest Game" flash game, meaning that the goal is to get from point A to point B without touching anything except coins and keys. The controls took some getting used to (I'm still not entirely used to them even after beating the game), as did the seemingly very precise hitboxes on everything, which can be both a good thing and a bad thing. As for presentation and graphics, what you see in the screenshots is what you get, for better or for worse. Personally I find it charming. The story is original, if not somewhat barebones. There is a twist in the form of the final boss, literally in that it was an unexpected story development, and in a meta way, as originally it seemed to be some plot point that was shoehorned in, but turned out to fit into...

Nobody's gonna read this review, so I'll just say I'm gay

Beautiful Open-Uterus environment

this showed me where babbies cum from (

very fun!

I paid one dollar to play with a sperm for one hour The future sure looks bright The ending is really nice though

dumb nigger game suck the cum right out YOUR BALLS!!!!!