Petoons Party

Game has some bizarre bugs - like, for us the music only played in the Pause menu (I assume some flag is getting set backwards here?). The board was bland and slow. The first couple mini games we hit were inane and interminable. They basically worked, and I imagine there has to be better ones.. but everyone was done with this pretty quick. It might work for very young kids or something.

Mario party games rely heavily on the large variety of mini-games. This game only has 7, and then they are re-skined 4 times to make it seem like there is 28. Game would be okay with a large number of mini-games. Even on sale, I can't see people playing this game more than one round with friends.

I bought this back in june or something and only came to this now. Sadly, this means I can't get a refund. This game is absolute trash. Not only is it incredibly slow, it also starts off with only one minigame at first, which I already didn't like after the first time I played it. I backed out of it on round 3 on the first map. Its a "party game" but only works singleplayer and it is only playable using a controller. BUT, to even get a controller to work, you have to TURN OFF controller support in steam for it to even register that there is a controller plugged in. How awful is that? There is not a single positive point in this whole thing. This is the weakest game I ever bought and havn't bought. Flashgames for free are better.

i married an amish girl after playing this game

oh wow, i knew this would be bad, but wow

Competently made Mario Party-like, slightly marred by the wildly varying difficulty levels of mini games