Steamulator 2019

I got it specifically because I needed extra money in my cart, so EFFECTIVELY free and I expected something similar to lootbox simulator, a fun little timewaster. It's not. It's not even a timewaster. I can't bear to stick with it. I've never before so quickly uninstalled such a small game. That's not a simple insult, it's a genuine observation: it broke the record for fastest uninstall ever. Other worse games would have it beat but they had troubleshooting time on their side. It does what it does perfectly, though.

[i]Disclosure: I'm friends with one of the conceptualizers of the game.[/i] Enjoyable game for the price. Simplistic in nature but a generally addictive nature will make players want to keep coming back to the game. The game has you running your own Steam storefront where you have to monitor your stats to assure they aren't too high or too low, otherwise its game over. The game suffers from some bugs such as no matter what the event is, every time you swipe right on a card, your game count will increase by 1, even if the choice doesn't involve publishing a game to Steam and the confusing stat adjustments made in correspondence with your decisions (how does accepting games have the same positive influence on developers as when you deny them?) Other than that, the game is fun for the buck, addicting and I'm sure to spend more time in it.

horrible game, i bought this in a bundle with a couple decent games though so i cant refund it:(

Huh??? That was different. Ok it is set up like Reigns, you choose yes or no to releasing various games onto your store platform. The problems are many (too few game choices, game seems pointless, humor often very flat, just seems to end after 3 mins of game play??). It does work though, and it is kind of unique, so it gets some point there. I would guess it was a bit of a joke game that ended up being a bit bigger then they thought it would be. Still overall it's just not that great. Yes it is "fun" to choose to release or NOT to release a slew of Steam games but that joy is quickly overcome by the extremely short playtime and the so-so mini games. So long story short, Do you need it (NO) do you think you want it (YES). Keep your money and buy a gumball from the grocery store, it will last longer.

I don't even know what I'm supposed to do when I play this game. Then again, neither does Steam and they seem to be doing ok. This Steam review update has been sponsored by the Steam Autumn sales.

Has a good feedback loop with an entertaining presentation, but the game is somewhat pointless. Without enough information about your choices - their positive or negative effects - it resembles a repeating crapshoot punctuated with subpar minigame clones. Still, good graphics, cheerful music, and fun references save what could have been flat-out bad. For that reason, I recommend Steamlulator 2019 to savvy Steam nerds - the target audience - but not much else. More development time could have made this one great and fixed bugs.

the game wouldnt even start i feel scammed and the game was dirt cheap

There is an option to limit fps to one called powerpoint, best game ever

I bought this game as a bundle with another game that cost me under 1€. This game didn't even start on the second or third try. I feel disappointed about this, reviewing it without the possibility of even trying it. Maybe in the future, it will be fixed (hopefully).

was a grate time waster for the price, but it sudendly wont start anny more. so dont by this game