Pummel Party

dogshit awful game, BUY THIS IF YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF XD!!

Review Title: “PUMMEL PARTY: THE BORING APOCALYPSE (0/5)” LET ME START BY SAYING THIS: PUMMEL PARTY IS THE SINGLE MOST BORING, SOUL-CRUSHING EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF INSTALLING. IF BOREDOM WAS A SPORT, THIS GAME WOULD BE THE UNDISPUTED WORLD CHAMPION. I BOUGHT IT THINKING IT WOULD BE A FUN PARTY GAME. INSTEAD, I GOT A SNOOZE-FEST NIGHTMARE THAT MAKES ME REGRET EXISTING. EVERY TURN IS EXACTLY THE SAME: YOU ROLL DICE, MOVE, AND HOPE FOR SOMETHING INTERESTING. GUESS WHAT HAPPENS? NOTHING. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. THE GAME DEMANDS ZERO ATTENTION, ZERO STRATEGY, AND ZERO FUN. I DON’T EVEN WAIT TO GO BACK TO TIKTOK AFTER MY TURN—MY BRAIN AUTOMATICALLY SCREAMS: “I’M OUT. TIME TO SCROLL!” THAT’S RIGHT, PUMMEL PARTY IS SO BORING THAT IT MAKES YOUR PHONE MORE INTERESTING THAN YOUR COMPUTER. THE MINI-GAMES? A TOTAL JOKE. CLUNKY CONTROLS, MEANINGLESS OBJECTIVES, AND A LEVEL OF MONOTONY THAT MAKES YOU QUESTION YOUR LIFE CHOICES. I HAVE FELT MORE EXCITEMENT WATCHING...

It's bland. The mini games are fun but everything else is meh. Music, graphics, the lack of sound effects, overall presentation. I'd give it mixed if I could.

Very bad game. I have zero luck and some of my friends are the luckies sons of bitches. Like damn this game seriously have a personal vendetta agains me cus damn bro. I was one square away from a chest and two rounds in a row i hit 0. TWO TIMES IN A ROW!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE CHANCE FOR THAT??? IT'S LIKE 1/121!!! LIKE WTF DONT RECOMENT OR BUY UNLESS YOU, LIKE MY FRIENDS, ARE A LUCKY SON OF A BITCH

A great way to ruin a friendship.

horrible game modes. hit reg is like watching a movie on roblox

i hated my friends, now i hate them even more. the thumbs up above me is definitely by me and theres no gun pointing at me.

Definitely has some jank but still a good alternative if you don't have a switch.

Spend the 15 dollars. Its worth.

Fantastic party game, very mario-party-esque. Would highly recommend!