'1st Core: The Zombie Killing Cyborg'

I recently contacted the Nobel Peace Prize committee about this game. This game could possibly end all wars. Why, might you ask? It's because this game is so astronomically bad that everyone would universally hate it. Look this isn't personal. The developer could win a nobel prize for his efforts. All in all I recommend it to everyone so we can all stop conflict and focus on destroying shitty games.

I'm on a mission to play as many games as possible in Alphabetical order, and you can watch my review here: https://youtu.be/d6lMYv3Ofqk tl;dr An appropriately bug-riddled mess that is outright broken. Guns are weaker than the starting melee weapon, stats can be upgraded to make you able to fly, money is earned from a painfully slow trash-sorting minigame which can then take 10-20 minutes to tally afterwards. Oh and unless you pay an unknown amount of in-game currency to by a new character, you might not ever play as a cyborg, just a regular human that looks like something out of a nightmare.

'1st Core The Zombie Killing Cyborg by Jesper Skjærbæk (PC 2018) This is an amateurish 2018 unity game developed by a single Denmark indie developer named Jesper Skjaerbaek. Jesper is also a full-time hypnotist who likes to help people lose weight through hypnosis, as well an established author and some type of part time janitor. I’m not kidding… This game is exactly what it looks like, which is a product of a guy trying to learn gaming development by dabbling in the Unity programme and its assets and trying to earn a few bucks on the side. It sells for $1.50 on Steam. 35 achievements, one which is bugged and only seems to unlock on hard setting. There is also a nasty game breaking bug. If you exit a level any other way than through the trash compactor the game will lock up when you try to attempt a level again. There are 6 levels, all consisting of the same objectives which is to destroy built-up insect hives. The story is set in 2035 where garbage waste has taken over the pl...

best game ever created

No game on steam can compare to this masterpiece

This game is PACKED WITH GLITCHES, its like the developer's entire family was killed in an airstrike while this game was still in development and the emotional impact it had on him caused this game to be so bad. I also love how he intentionally made the mouse sensitivity horrible so that us players can have a wrist workout while playing the game, very generous of him. Very clever marketing strategy to make the demo not work at all so that the player is forced to buy the game.

Great, I fell through the map, got kicked out of the level with very little money as a reward and now the game's calling me a cheater. How fucking wonderful. In all seriousness, I would've finished the game if it weren't for this bullshit.