User #671357
english
5 min at review
[h2]That... That's it?[/h2] [i]S.T.R.E.T.C.H.[/i] is a simple shoot 'em up that offers you virtually nothing. Like actually, what are you doing here? [h2] Problems Galore [/h2] [list] [*] No music, or any SFX at all, just dead silence as you play. [*} No options, only a play and a quit button... I know which one will be more useful. [*] Only one powerup, which becomes useless after acquiring it more than three times. [*] Same five-ish enemies, with almost no variety, except where they move, they all fire the same projectiles. [/list] I have nothing else to say except, don't buy this game, unless you want virtually free achievements. If you buy this for any other reason, I will be slightly concerned.
