very goo i love this game but i got hungry then i ate my computer and now i have cancer
Goat Simulator 3
- Release Date:
- Feb 15, 2024
- Developer:
- Coffee Stain North
- Publisher:
- Coffee Stain Publishing
- Platforms:
- Windows
Game Tags
About This Game
Gather your herd and venture forth into Goat Simulator 3; an all-new*, totally realistic**, sandbox farmyard*** experience that puts you back in the hooves of no one's favourite female protagonist.
Join Pilgor and get ready to create your own whirlwind adventure on the island of San Angora. Lick, headbutt, and ruin your way through our open world in the biggest waste of your time since the original Goat Simulator! We won't tell you how to play (except in the tutorial), but merely provide the means to be the goats of your dreams.
If your dreams contain more than one goat, that works for us! In Goat Simulator 3, you can invite up to three friends in local or online co-op to create carnage as a team, or compete in mini-games and then not be friends anymore. And don't worry, there are plenty of customisation options so you and your pals don't wear clashing outfits.
Goat Simulator 3 first launched in November 2022, and since then our “game designers” have been hard at work adding even more weird and wondrous stuff. As well as all the original goat-y goodness, Steam players will be able to experience all content from the game’s post-launch updates; including the Mandatory Holiday Update, Operation Crackdown and the Shadiest Update, with more to come!

KEY FEATURES:
- You can be a goat
- You can be a goat… on Steam!
- Three of your friends can be goats too, and join you in local or online co-op
- No really, there are so many goats. If you want to be fancy you can wear the skins of tall goats, stripey goats, and many more. There's a goat for everyone!
- Dress up your goat in all kinds of nonsense, from toilet rolls to tea trays. Put on a jetpack for all we care
- We have actual 'game designers' who have worked to create 'an okay amount of content'; including events, NPCs to mess with, physics, status effects, collectables, easter eggs, lies, betrayal, heartbreak
- They've added mini-games too, lots of mini-games (seven is a lot, right?)
- They’ve even added a bunch of extra content since the game first launched, aren’t you a bunch of lucky kids?
DISCLAIMER:
Since it launched in November 2022, Goat Simulator 3 has been a completely stupid game. It is still a completely stupid game today, except now it has more stuff! By this point if you're not sure what you're getting into, we can't help you.
NOTES:
* Goat Simulator 3 is technically not completely new, but it is new to Steam users!
** Our game is very realistic, if you happen to be a digital goat with a proclivity for ragdolling.
*** False alarm, this one is actually true.
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User Reviews
I don't regret getting this game during Steam Summer Sale for a decent price. It gave me hours of entertainment but its also quite fun! The map is extremely free roam and is filled to the brim with quests with unexpected ways to get achievements. I haven't played the dlc packs yet but I assure you that its not a waste of your time. The end result of doing all the quests is sadly disappointing though... [spoiler]you don't get a boss fight or award just a cut-scene explaining that games take a while to make and what were you expecting?[/spoiler] Felt like a weird jab at gamers but I'm not a hardcore one to know. There are a few bugs but I find them more so funny then bothersome. I fell off a very tall building and clipped entirely though the floor lmao. Thankfully you can just respawn without any progress being deleted. When your done doing all that you can I recommend playing with friends since the chaos gets better.
Idk... I like the game but I don't think I can justify purchasing it. It is fun for a few hours but I don't think I am going to come back to it anytime soon. I hate not recommending it, but if I can't justify buying it then why recommend buying it.
the game is fun and you have alot to do also very well made and you can play as a goat and bananana
so this game is actually fun, i've beated the whole game in 9 hours but it turned out to be a ABSOULETE MASTER i would like yall to try this and i hope goat simulator 4 comes, hopefully!
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA best game ive played you should play goat sim 1 that was a BANGER but to bad my xbox 1 died PLAY THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!
Bro this is so much better than Goat Sim 2, that was a great game but this, this is just a masterpiece.
This game was okay, better gameplay, better graphics and audio than the first one, but it was way too expensive for what the base game offered. It was pretty fun at first, exploring the large world map and doing the goat tower quests to become the true goat master was very engaging. After a few hours though, it turned into a really boring grind fest of doing the more tedious quests, which started sapping out the fun of the main game until you get to the boss. Also, there weren't as many consequences for getting caught being bad or failing to defeat certain enemies, like in the first game, no imprisonment or exploding tree moments, just some easily escapable kicks to the gut. Bringing stuff like that back and improving it would have really added to the gameplay and fit with the chosen/hero goat story they were going for, adding some stakes to an otherwise resistance-less quest. Also sucks that a game like this has no mod support, so you can't play any other maps or animals, customize y...
Our entire family has loved this game, series, and products (goat simulator card game pending). However, I have to say I’m disappointed in the developers in creating a false advertisement product to young people that ordering the Pilgor plushie was the only way to unlock a secret item in game. The “secret item in game” was a jet pack accessory that A. didn’t even function as an actual jet pack and B. Wasn’t exclusive to purchasing the plushie as perceived by a young person. I’m sad to say this has soured me personally towards the brand.
Actually improves upon the goat simulator formula
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System Requirements
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: i5 4690k
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 12 GB available space
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: i5 9400F
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 1070 (8GB VRAM)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 12 GB available space
FAQ
How much does Goat Simulator 3 cost?
Goat Simulator 3 costs $29.99.
What are the system requirements for Goat Simulator 3?
Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: i5 4690k Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: GTX 1050 Ti (4GB VRAM) DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 12 GB available space Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS: Windows 10 Processor: i5 9400F Memory: 16 GB RAM Graphics: GTX 1070 (8GB VRAM) DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 12 GB available space
What platforms is Goat Simulator 3 available on?
Goat Simulator 3 is available on Windows PC.
Is Goat Simulator 3 worth buying?
Goat Simulator 3 has 96% positive reviews from 100 players.
When was Goat Simulator 3 released?
Goat Simulator 3 was released on Feb 15, 2024.
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