I bought it when it came out and left it half abandoned, now I decided to play it again and there were many things that I missed, such as the utility of shitting, or using skills like farting, so in this second gameplay I configured the buttons properly and I think now I get to appreciate the game a little more, which by the way gets quite difficult. I recommend it especially when it's on sale. Still couldn't play it in Co op but I guess it will be much more funny. Here is a video with a few minutes of gameplay. https://youtu.be/QMUAeAzszDQ
HOLY COW! Milking Simulator
- Release Date:
- Dec 2, 2021
- Developer:
- Space Boat Studios
- Publisher:
- Space Boat Studios
- Platforms:
- Windows
Game Tags
About This Game
Choose between campaign, championships or player-made scenarios to beat every possible enemy wave in four unique worlds! Enjoy dozens of level types consisting of maze, tower defense, arcade and rogue-like schemes.
Use the extensive Level Editor to put your own scenario together! Take care of every single piece of grass, rock or acid lake to create the most surprising and weird map. Decide about the enemies - which kind, when and how many would appear, as well as achievements and bonuses to get or eat.
Gear up your cow with fancy clothes, horns and boots won or exchanged for milk after each level. Make yourself uniquely stylish and well prepared for the upcoming waves!
Chill on a couch with your friends and try to figure out the way to beat yet another level together or play the Championships mode to find out who's the best cow whisperer in multiple competitions!

Disclaimer
Inform your kids that real cows don't use their poo to stun tractors, eat mechanical parts and equip bazookas to shoot down Aladdins.Screenshots
User Reviews
[b]Linux[/b] - Ran out of the box for me using Proton. [b]Steam Controller[/b] - worked perfectly without any configuration. [b]1440p monitor[/b] - scaled without any problems. [b]Remote Play Together[/b] - Not totally intuitive but when you get it working, the limits are your connections and machines. Don't let the name and pooping cow put you off, it is mechanically a good game, the art is clean, it is a laugh playing it with someone else and reviving / helping or getting your friend killed.
This dev may be small, but this game is a HUGE amount of fun! This game was obviously made with a lot of love and care. It's silly, high quality, and all around wonderful. I hope the dev gets the recognition that they deserve! :) I LOVE MY COW! <3 To everyone reading this, please know that Jesus Christ loves you! You are precious and irreplaceable, and you matter! Take care. ^_^
Hillarious game full of silly humor. I have just started playing with my son and he couldn't stop laughing. Game is packed with clever challenges that really make you use your brain.
System Requirements
Minimum
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7 or Later
- Processor: 2.4 GHz or better
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 4 GB available space
Recommended
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
FAQ
How much does HOLY COW! Milking Simulator cost?
HOLY COW! Milking Simulator costs $4.99.
What are the system requirements for HOLY COW! Milking Simulator?
Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 or Later Processor: 2.4 GHz or better Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: Intel HD Graphics DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 4 GB available space Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
What platforms is HOLY COW! Milking Simulator available on?
HOLY COW! Milking Simulator is available on Windows PC.
Is HOLY COW! Milking Simulator worth buying?
HOLY COW! Milking Simulator has 89% positive reviews from 9 players.
When was HOLY COW! Milking Simulator released?
HOLY COW! Milking Simulator was released on Dec 2, 2021.
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