No Time to Relax is a deceptively simple yet surprisingly strategic life-simulation party game that blends tongue-in-cheek humor with a satirical look at the rat race of modern adult life. Developed by Porcelain Fortress, this indie title takes a lighthearted but engaging approach to personal progression, putting up to four players in a relentless competition to build the “best life” through education, work, health, and entertainment—all while fending off the chaos of random events and tight time constraints. Though it might look cartoonish and casual at first glance, beneath its clean interface and upbeat soundtrack lies a sharp and sometimes cutthroat game of resource management and social survival. The gameplay loop in No Time to Relax is built around time, not turns. Each round represents one week, and players must allocate a fixed amount of time units to perform actions such as working for money, studying for a better job, hitting the gym, buying groceries, furnishing their...
No Time to Relax
- Release Date:
- Aug 21, 2019
- Developer:
- Porcelain Fortress
- Publisher:
- Porcelain Fortress
- Platforms:
- Windows Mac
Game Tags
About This Game
How about getting a second chance to beat your friends at the game of life?
You now have the ability to beat your more successful friends with this fake life simulator. To win the game, you have to work your way up the corporate ladder, educate yourself and keep your sanity. This might seem easy, but working and studying your ass off will strain even the most iron-willed of your friends. It almost seems like there is no time to relax!
Key features:![]()
Play online with your friends (or total strangers).
Single player vs CPU player (Skynet look out!).
Supports Keyboard, Mouse and Controllers (pass and play supported).
Finish missions, hex your friends and get a pet to gain the upper hand.
Decorate your apartment with cheap stuff and fancy things.
Educate your character, gain work experience and play the stock market.
Play peaceful mode for a less stressful experience, free from hexes.
Choose from 7 different avatars.
Great original soundtrack.
Lots of achievements!
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User Reviews
挺有趣的小游戏,感觉可以扩展一下,很多可以延伸的内容。 可惜啦,打折很便宜买的,原价的话就非常不推荐。
i love pissing off my wife and brothers
Muito top
Ok, I resend my last negative review but with heavy advisories here. There is nearly no wikis, guides, or tutorials to explain how this game works, which is a huge mess up on their side for thinking it would be self explanatory, its really not. There NEEDS to be an in game mini tutorial to make this game more playable and popular, cause honestly its a wonderfully crafted game and it deserves to be far more popular. Anything I say here is my assumption of how it works since there doesn't seem to be a solid explanation anywhere online: First of all, the objective is to get your stats higher than any other player before the end of the run, Education, Money, Health, Happiness. They turn yellow on the bars when they are at "max" in marathon mode and marathon mode ends when someone has all 4 in yellow. If you deposit all your money in the bank before the end of every turn and don't have valuables in your apartment, it ends the crime-wave eventually, if you already have valuables, move to ...
เล่นแบบสบายๆมีระบบแกล้งกันถือว่าดีเยี่ยม เป็นการเล่นคนเดียวที่รู้สึกไม่ด้อยค่าตัวเองเพราะเราเติบโตมาคนล่ะทางใช่ไหมล่ะครับ ฮือๆ บางอาชีพต้องใช้เวลาปั้น(เกมใช้เวลาไม่นาน) แต่ก็คุ้มกับความพยายามที่จะรวย แนะนำถ้าเราไม่ชนะเราก็รุมเพื่อนไปเลย เกมสบายอยู่แล้วใช่ไหมล่ะ?
I like this game but getting disconnected every game fucking sucks, and isn't fun having to restart all over again just to get disconnected again eventhough none of us have internet issues
System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows 8
- Processor: 1.5GHZ +
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 512 MB VRAM Intel HD 4000 / GeForce 200 Series / Radeon HD 4000 Series
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 2 GB available space
Recommended
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Dual Core 2.3 GHZ
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1024 MB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 2 GB available space
FAQ
How much does No Time to Relax cost?
No Time to Relax costs $13.99.
What are the system requirements for No Time to Relax?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 8 Processor: 1.5GHZ + Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: 512 MB VRAM Intel HD 4000 / GeForce 200 Series / Radeon HD 4000 Series DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 2 GB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Dual Core 2.3 GHZ Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: 1024 MB VRAM DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 2 GB available space
What platforms is No Time to Relax available on?
No Time to Relax is available on Windows PC, macOS.
Is No Time to Relax worth buying?
No Time to Relax has 93% positive reviews from 29 players.
When was No Time to Relax released?
No Time to Relax was released on Aug 21, 2019.
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