This game is absolutely silly! It's tongue in cheek humor is a wonderful way to pass the time, scandalously well balanced sexual tones, well played puns, and challenging levels. A Masterfully made game.

this game merges a dating sim with a business tycoon idler and it does a great job of it. to be clear, this game is NOT a clicker, it is an idle, and the business tycoon gameplay is slow and repetitive. i personally don't mind (and often enjoy) the grind, but if you're into more active, clicker style gameplay, this may not be for you. the dating sim elements are really the heart of the game/story, though. the characters are charming and have enjoyable, sweet stories. it is text/story heavy (especially the third and final campaign/mode), but there is a surprising amount of content, both for the overall story and for each of the individual executives. the humor is a bit outdated, millenial-esque at times, but i have genuinely laughed out loud while playing. i've really enjoyed my time with this game, and if you're into dating sims and/or idles, i think this is a very unique pick-up. also very queer and trans* friendly!!

This is definitely a fun ~almost~ idle game, though I felt like there were some missed opportunities with "management" aspects. It often felt like I was just waiting and moving people as necessary to fill some number to then potentially have a lunchtime interaction with a character I like, with very little agency over which items I procured or any specific "route" i would want to take. Since each character has a different bonus, investment in them and their skills may be shaped around that, which then makes their "bonuses" for opposing tasks null/counter-intuitive. Especially when it comes to shoving "extra" characters into the office to then have their market share increase 300%, after not investing at all in their skills or equips... Hard to work around that sometimes. The office in general seems like a waste of potential, unless you get very lucky with items/sacrifice other boosts. The characters were well written and interesting to go on dates with - a skip button was sorely nee...

Pip Whipple was the end for me. After hours of forgettable characters and boring gameplay, they finally introduced me to a new character... whose schtick is that she's a grown ass woman who likes to dress up as a little boy. The female characters are super boring ret large. Phoned in sex worker character, phoned in domme, and some british lady. I think her thing was that she's strong. How novel. Samuel Finch is the only one with a notably interesting/sexy background and I couldn't get him in my company because for some reason, my RNG only offered the same people over and over. It's like, in a bad 'choices matter' game, you pick between an 'evil' option or a 'good' option. In a bad dating sim, you pick between white bread or wheat bread for your sandwich. Metaphorically. Point is, the choices aren't all that different.