General Horse and the Package of Doom

$9.99

Release Date:: Jun 23, 2020
Developer:: Porcupine Parkour, Studio spektar
Publisher:: Studio spektar
Platforms:: Windows Linux

Indie Casual Adventure Captions available Steam Achievements Family Sharing Single-player

About This Game

General Horse is the last surviving military postman in the galaxy. After the great war with the Chaotics™, pretty much everyone else was dead. There was nothing left for him, but to take the highest position left in the military.

On his journey to deliver the mail, he meets scavengers who try to steal his package. His duty, as a Postmaster General, is to protect what he considers to be sacred; and that is a package with an official post stamp. It needs to be delivered wherever it needs to be delivered!

Join him on a dangerous voyage throughout his home solar system. He will fight, explore, barter, scavenge, and beg, just to deliver a package he knows nothing about!

Be General Horse and deliver the Package of Doom!

Features

Full Motion Video - The whole game is played alongside high quality video sequences
Resource management - You must survive your travels through hostile space by trading, stealing and using resources and special items. Try not to starve or crash into a planet.
Replay value - There is enough scenes and choices to play more than once and still see something new.
Highly intelligent humor - Only the smartest people will get the subtle jokes in this dark and mystical space drama.
Method acting - Many of our high quality actors were never even given their scripts. They were carefully guided to become their characters and then we just let the script happen.

Screenshots

User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive

4 user reviews

100%

Positive

User #943452 english

2 hrs at review

Recommended

kino of the highest caliber

User #466786 english

5 hrs at review

Recommended

A Vancian choose-your-own space adventure featuring the best of slavic comedy and acting. An instant classic!

User #491140 english

8 hrs at review

Recommended

Basically, it's an old 90's style FMV story game with resource management. This reminds me of when my friends, brothers, and I used to make hokey videos with hokey lines and even more hokey stories. Great fun. This game made my wife and I laugh so hard we had headaches. The gameplay is more detailed than expected and maddeningly difficult. Expect to die a lot and laugh your ass off as you do.

User #046342 english

1 hrs at review

Recommended

Birthday pate. It's nourishing.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS *: Windows 7
Processor: Dual core
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: 1920x1080
Storage: 13 GB available space

FAQ

How much does General Horse and the Package of Doom cost?

General Horse and the Package of Doom costs $9.99.

What are the system requirements for General Horse and the Package of Doom?

Minimum: Minimum: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system OS *: Windows 7 Processor: Dual core Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: 1920x1080 Storage: 13 GB available space Recommended: Recommended: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system

What platforms is General Horse and the Package of Doom available on?

General Horse and the Package of Doom is available on Windows PC, Linux.

Is General Horse and the Package of Doom worth buying?

General Horse and the Package of Doom has 100% positive reviews from 4 players.

When was General Horse and the Package of Doom released?

General Horse and the Package of Doom was released on Jun 23, 2020.