This game is like a 90s DOS game smoking PCP. It's an unpredictable, violent, industrial-strength hallucinogen only meant for those who truly hate the world around them, and indeed, themselves. 10/10 don't leave me.
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Life Lessons is a difficult, humorous 2d platformer. The game centers around a fetus being taught about life by an overly-literal AI. Each level is a new "lesson" that the player is required to figure out in order to advance.Examples: "Every dog has his day", "A picture is worth a thousand words", "An apple a day keeps the doctor away", etc. With each lesson, you're required to emulate what the lesson means, using whatever objects are available to you. Some levels require twitch reflexes and patience, while others don't require much of anything. Easy difficulty is recommended if you're easily frustrated.
The game also features a unique soundtrack, which is available to download for free.
Features:
- 30 (?) challenging levels, each modeled after a different "lesson"
- 3 different difficulty modes
- A catchy, ear-tingling-ly good soundtrack
- Bleeding edge fetus physics
- Aggressively mediocre pixel art
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- Hardcore mode for maximum punishment
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User Reviews
Pardon the memes, you won't be getting a " meme" game for the most part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Lo0Z52GcZI You essentially have cryptic puzzle - platformer stages that require you to 1) figure out wth is going on 2) find out hwo to achieve it, once you discover the goal 3) ACTUALLY DOING IT.,- harder than you would think example - first puzzle says : beauty is in the eye of the beholder, you have an ugly head, a giant eyeball, and seemingly nowhere to go . you pick up the ugly head, bounce on a spring to mush it into the eye, and voila! beauty is IN the eye of the beHOLDer. that's how almost all of this goes. witty phrase turned on it's head, into a puzzle. neat concept, but it oddly runs at 35 fps.. very strange indeed.
Game is kinda fun, also a good challenge music is kinda Aids but other than pretty fun.
Great game, maybe hard for me but absolutely challenging.I was stucked into the "ignorance" one due to the question mark on the top of the door, can anyone give me a hint?THX
System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows XP, 7, 8
- Processor: CPU 1.2GHz
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 800 x 600 VRAM 256MByte
- DirectX: Version 9.0c
- Storage: 200 MB available space
FAQ
How much does Life Lessons cost?
Life Lessons costs $0.99.
What are the system requirements for Life Lessons?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows XP, 7, 8 Processor: CPU 1.2GHz Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: 800 x 600 VRAM 256MByte DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 200 MB available space
What platforms is Life Lessons available on?
Life Lessons is available on Windows PC, macOS.
Is Life Lessons worth buying?
Life Lessons has 100% positive reviews from 5 players.
When was Life Lessons released?
Life Lessons was released on May 10, 2018.
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