don't just don't

I really don't know how to gauge this game, cause it feels like everything is on purpose, like it's suppose to make me angry, suppose to hurt my eyes, and has a bad story on purpose. This game however would be funny for streaming.

not worth the 34 (plus tax) cents i paid for this trashfire it would be nice to know what the keyboard controls are so that you could at least fill the canteen in the tutorial, among other things.

Many things need to be addressed, its well iritating taht i cant reverse my mouse, the UI is ooff in my screen at 1920x1200 the start buttong is off the screen texcept a small pice of the S, other than that, H YEA THE MUSIC IS REALLY IRITATING AND YOU CANT TURN IT OFF, many creature comfoorts are needed but the dev thinks VR is more important, it was only $2 so oi hoope this dev groows up but as of right now this could just DIE due to poor decisioon making.... Its like a child of the age of 12 or 13 is desiging and programing this game and just doooes not have enough experince to know whast important to players..... hope this review helps wake him up and get theses simple things fixed. if the game shapes up ill revisit my review. had to refund my purchas as the dev wouldent even respond to the music and mouse fliping just no communication at all... sad its a NO BUY wait a few years, and i really wanted to buy like 10 copys to give tto my friends but yea NOPE

[h1] 0.75/10 [/h1] Summing Statement This game is pretty terrible and not even worth the two quarters I paid for it with the coupon. [table] [tr] [th]Category[/th] [th]Score[/th] [/tr] [tr] [td]Price/Value[/td] [td]5/100[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Enjoyment[/td] [td]0/100[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Replayable[/td] [td]5/100[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Interest and Excitement[/td] [td]0/100[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Graphics[/td] [td]10/100[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Controls[/td] [td]30/100[/td] [/tr] [/table] [h1]The Good[/h1] [list] [*]Is an interesting enough concept to have potential in the future [/list] [h1]The Bad[/h1] [list] [*]Controls are pretty bad and cannot be changed [*]Game spawns you in with two enemies that you could not possibly kill [*]Tutorial is fairly pointless without giving any direction or purpose [*]The one death per world wouldn't be bad if the load screens did not take ages [*]Intro cutscene is long and boring with just text and pictures, you...

a bloody masterpiece its like the true kitchen simulator 2015 sequel i was wating for 10/10

I discovered this game (I think like two or three months ago) when I got a discount from completing a badge set. I went ahead and bought it since it was just a few cents. Now I understand this is game is made by one person, and I'm sympathetic of that. It's difficult to make a game, especially by yourself. However, I cannot recommend this game. It's frustrating and unfinished, and the humor isn't my taste, although humor is subjective so I don't have much of a say for that. What isn't funny is that it asks you multiple times if you're sure you want to start a new game, which is frustrating given the amount of times you die. I can barley get out of town before I die to the nearest bear present, and I can't find a moment's rest to finish the task I need to do. Admittedly, it's been a long while since I've launched the game, but that's all I remember. Start a new game, die, then try again, and then die. Not to mention the game has a one-life mechanic. One death, and your entire game is ...

I survived the king killer

unplayble and overall bad game. dont buy. there are better "bad" games out there.

The game compassionately warns you before playing, I appreciate that level of care >>>