Station 228

I honestly see no good reason that I should spend longer writing this review than the "devs" spent making this game. Here, then, is my deeply-considered analysis of Station 228, a.k.a. Lost Base Escape 2: GameGuru. GameGuru. GameGuru. GameGuru. GameGuru? GameGuru. GameGuru?! GAMEGURU! GAMEGURU!! GAMEGUUURUUUU!!! Hey, 52,858 of you currently follow the "Hodor Review" curator page, so clearly your standards of reviewing are pretty rock-bottom anyway. Then there's stupid turds like me who repeatedly fork out fifty cents a pop for "games" like this. We truly do reap what we sow, fuckers. Verdict: 1/10.

It's Game Guru vomit, plain and simple. A test game that should have been left forgotten on a developer's hard-drive. Instead, it's here, asking for your money. Developer - underneath the Game Guru everything, there might be some potential in you yet. I noticed you included a sound trigger which is evidence of at least making use of features provided by Game Guru, you mapped out the levels which is evidence of at least a basic attention to design. Give Unity and some FPS assets a go and you might begin to succeed. Failing that, removing this from Steam to salvage your reputation is probably the 2nd best thing. Reviewed in The Steaming Pile #2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLWOJK7M-uk

Played it a bit, it’s not bad.

This is a gameguru game with all its flaws. Gametime around 40 minutes. It is sometimes buggy, but i have to say, it is better than new usual games here on steam with this engine. The dev put really some effort in it, it has music and soundfiles, loading screens, a short intro and an extro screen. I had fun with the game and because it is cheap, i recommend it.

Stolen assets galore

Im kinda torn because of how cheap it is. it's basically a asset pack. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSsDiRQN2KU&feature=youtu.be

Played through it in less than 30 min. Would have been shorter without the numerous crashing... What can I say about this game? It is garbage. Pure and utter garbage. It is like Narko Games picked up the shit stained torch from digital homicide and just kept on going. Terrible graphics, gameplay, enemy placement etc! Avoid having to make a refund request and just skip this game... Hell... Skip the publisher through and through.

Loved the game I just wished we got to see the family and also there was no gay people in the game. :( I love the setting of the game 1488 very good year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.? ArmeniA

First off, based off of the screenshots alone you should know what you're getting into. This is NOT going to be a good game by any means, the enemies look like wanna be necromorphs from the Dead Space series. Knowing this I didn't mind spending $.49 so I could show my friends and laugh/judge the absurd experience we were all about to share. Enemy placements are poor and their pathing is worse, most of the time you are shooting twitching statues. First level you can pretty much kill everything no problem EXCEPT for two random soldiers, which instead of shooting the "aliens" in the room they wait for you to kill said "aliens" and almost instantly murder you. Besides the random "alien" enemies the game hurls at you, you fight the two soldiers, 3 floating robots, a MINOTAUR, and that's it. 5 levels if that's what you want to call them with the sole purpose of "returning to the family" and the big payoff after all this is a poorly cropped screen saying "You return to the family". as my frie...

Raw gameplay and ugly graphics but what to you expect fot such an price? Game works fine and there are some good, oldschoold rhytms in there. I like it. And no - it's not asset pack bought in unity store and game made in 10 minutes by lazy pseudo-devs. It's gameguru, if you don't know what gameguru is, simply don't buy it to write negatives afterwards.