Family Jewels

$9.99

Release Date:: Nov 20, 2017
Developer:: Michael McCartney
Publisher:: Blue Mana
Platforms:: Windows

Indie Casual Adventure Action Steam Achievements Family Sharing Single-player Partial Controller Support

About This Game

Spend some time in Walnut Grove, where you never know who you might run into.

"A game about punting people in the pud. Good, clean fun." -PC Gamer

Features:

Exploration
Collecting Jewels
Minigames
Kicking people (who look like famous people but totally aren't) in the spindronies

I'm constantly adding to the game, so if you have any requests, I'd love to hear them.
-Michael McCartney

Screenshots

User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Negative

1 user reviews

Positive

User #083302 english

1 hrs at review

Not Recommended

I like to give games a fair shake, and I've been shocked in the past by a few games that looked to be total losses and turned out to be hidden gems. This is not one of them. (Video Version of Review) https://youtu.be/MuJTI98lvEo This game has 5 stages that can be all beat in less than 15min. One stage is just you kicking 6 stationary politicians in the nuts. That's it. The game over all lacks any real meat or substance, and that's a shame because they really could have made this into more with some additional work and thought. The playground and physics portion of this game is sorely lacking, and the title relies way to heavily on cheap jokes and even cheaper humor. All in all you can get a heck of a lot more for $10 on Steam than this. There is a "play ground" stage with derivable vehicle, but even this area is glitchy, uninspired and a real let down. Is this game as bad as Banana Town? No. Is it worth your time or money? No.

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:

OS *: Microsoft Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1 (64-bit)
Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, 3.0GHz or AMD Athlon 64 X2 6400+, 3.2GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: nVIDIA GeForce GTX 260, 512 MB or ATI Radeon HD 5670, 512 MB
DirectX: Version 9.0c
Storage: 2500 MB available space

FAQ

How much does Family Jewels cost?

Family Jewels costs $9.99.

What are the system requirements for Family Jewels?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Microsoft Windows XP/Vista/7/8/8.1 (64-bit) Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo, 3.0GHz or AMD Athlon 64 X2 6400+, 3.2GHz Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: nVIDIA GeForce GTX 260, 512 MB or ATI Radeon HD 5670, 512 MB DirectX: Version 9.0c Storage: 2500 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS *: 64bit Versions of Windows 7, Windows 8, Windows 10 Processor: AMD FX-8150 or Intel Core i5 4670K Memory: 8 GB RAM Graphics: AMD R9 290 or Nvidia GTX780 DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 2500 MB available space

What platforms is Family Jewels available on?

Family Jewels is available on Windows PC.

Is Family Jewels worth buying?

Family Jewels has 0% positive reviews from 1 players.

When was Family Jewels released?

Family Jewels was released on Nov 20, 2017.