Slightly ashamed that none of the 33.9 hours were afk. Wild chinglish and smoothbrained gameplay loop. Perfect for any abused, poorly adjusted, traumatized east Asian adult to re-experience being a disappointment from the start.
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About This Game

In this casual yet realistic life sim with a Chinese authenticity, you step into the shoes of an average kid from the first day of life towards the end of your high school days.
Study hard, have fun, make friends and face the “Gaokao”, one of the most critical examinations in your life. And perhaps this experience might also give you a special perspective to explore your relationships as a parent and as a child.

A unique slice of life simulator
You are a child born in an ordinary Chinese family. Prior to Gaokao, one of the most critical examinations, you have 18 years to enjoy your life and make choices to be yourself.Be a Chinese kid
As a girl or a boy, different experiences from heartfully weaved stories and distinctive characters awaits you.Use “Fragments” to improve yourself
Raise your stats with Fragment mini-game. Higher stats improve your character through learning new skills.Tiger Parent, or not?
Scheduling every detail, either ensure a happy and stress-free life, or force the kid to study as hard as possible? It’s all up to you.Live the life as a Chinese child with various mini-games
Expect a life full of challenges. Do you have what it takes to defeat your annoying and cocky neighbors in the Face Duel? Or can you maintain your cool while trying everything to grasp the Red Pocket against your relatives in a courtesy manner?Multiple friends to date with
You are not alone, after all you need a social life. Choose and date with 14 friends in total with various interaction in order to know them better. Who knows what post-graduation fairy tales will happen to these childhood sweethearts?Over 100 career endings
Persuade your dream career, and choose your own life. Will you settle to be an average nobody, or only after reaching the top of everything will your ambition be properly answered?Your family journeys on, from generation to generation
Your child in the next game will benefit from your achievements in the previous generation. Don’t forget to check back your roots to find courage and wits for the future.Screenshots
User Reviews
The translation is awful, the gameplay is literally just a mobile match three game mixed with Princess Maker classes, the graphics are... something. The essay thing still makes no sense to me. I don't know why or when I played 42 hours of this game. It's fun somehow.
i sure love my fictional chinese parents
I like this game but it does bother me that through generations, they don't take on the personality I want the parents to take on. It hurts seeing the person I raised turn out just like their parents.
This game was as much of a disappointment as I was. Would recommend, 10/10 trauma simulator.
System Requirements
Minimum
- OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10
- Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 MHz+
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1024x768 High Color +
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 500 MB available space
FAQ
How much does Chinese Parents cost?
Chinese Parents costs $9.99.
What are the system requirements for Chinese Parents?
Minimum: Minimum: OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10 Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 MHz+ Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: 1024x768 High Color + DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 500 MB available space
What platforms is Chinese Parents available on?
Chinese Parents is available on Windows PC, macOS.
Is Chinese Parents worth buying?
Chinese Parents has 91% positive reviews from 100 players.
When was Chinese Parents released?
Chinese Parents was released on Sep 28, 2018.
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