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Eat All The Things

$6.99
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Developer:
Eat All The Games
Publisher:
Polyra
Platforms:
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About This Game

You play as Bronut, a little guy who loves food so much he's dressed himself up as a donut. His love for food means he just can't help himself, whether the food belongs to him or not. You'll be aided by TABLET Corp's very own Tablet Borgias! He'll give you tips and encourage you along the way. However, he appears to be playing both sides, for his own amusement and financial gain! Tablet has been selling his TABLET Corp. Watcher Surveillance Systems to people whose food you're stealing!

Eat All The Things features Co-Op play throughout the entire game! Play together with a friend as Bronut's pal, Strawberry Short Kate.

Navigate many vibrant levels and help Bronut eat all the things! It's not all smooth eating though - beware of the watcher and the evil host! They're not really evil of course, after all it's their food... but anything that gets between Bronut and his treats is the enemy!

The watcher keeps watch on the stage with a spotlight, avoid it at all costs! Otherwise, the evil host will be alerted of your location and you will have to run and hide! Don't get caught! Be sure to make use of terrain and objects to hide from the spotlight.

As it goes, Bronut doesn't count his macros... he puts on weight with each snack, making him larger and slower. But putting on the weight can work out in your favour! You can weigh down big switches, reach higher places, resist high-speed winds, and much more! Be sure to visit your local TABLET station to "unload" when you need to!

As you progress through the game you will encounter new and interesting foods, such as colder than cold ice creams and the sweetest of sweet doughnuts. These may give you side-effects such as brain freeze (enabling you to walk on lava), and a sugar rush (increased run speed and jump height).

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User Reviews

Mostly Positive
18 user reviews
72%
Positive
1 hrs at review
Recommended

Really enjoy playing this game for acouple hours. Its colorful and fun. I highly recomend playing this game with a controller. As stated in most reviews this game is in its early access stage so there is more to come for sure but in its current state it is still quite entertaining. I love the nods to other platform games like sonic the hedgehog. Looking forward to seeing what else is to come of this Game and the Developers.

14 helpful
43 min at review
Recommended

This is a really cute game that I showed my wife and she was excited by watching the trailer/videos. I have to say it is really fun and cute that'll put a fun smile on you and your partner/wife. The game is very colourful and has that quirky chiptune music beats to it. It can be played 2 player co-op and best played with 2 controllers.

11 helpful
38 min at review
Not Recommended

Far too unfinished in it's current state of EA to be playable, really. The camera is impossible to control, for example.

9 helpful
2 hrs at review
Recommended

This game is so cute! It's also fun to play as well. Some levels did pissed me off because I couldn't pass it. Ahh, I just suck at the game. :P I would recommend to anyone that loves to play cute indie games or anyone who would like to try something new! It's worth it! :)

8 helpful
1 hrs at review
Recommended

really fun 3D platformer... also ended up playing it co-op with a friend - very cute characters! reminds me a bit of mario 64/banjo kazooie... but the graphics almost give me a katamari feel.... love the power-ups which make you so fat you end up rolling and destroying everything, or make you really fast... and one which let me fly too...

7 helpful
2 hrs at review
Recommended

Cute :3

5 helpful 1 funny
1 hrs at review
Recommended

super fun, but the controls are WEIRD to start out. (default) They don't just mesh as well and I had to manually connect each button on one of my controllers. Play it, but please play it with a controller. It's also in early access and I'd say I have high hopes. Now where is that bug submission....

5 helpful
46 min at review
Not Recommended

PROS: Cute screenshots. CONS: Playing the game. The whole experience feels so unfinished and wonky that it's thoroughly unenjoyable, in large part due to the controls. Not to mention that your worst enemy here is navigating and interacting with the capricious environment. In split-screen the camera controls make even the simplest tasks, like perhaps seeing your character, immensely frustrating. This should be a great game, but it plays like the creators gave up.

2 helpful
24 min at review
Recommended

first

2 helpful 3 funny
1 hrs at review
Recommended

This is a really unique platformer/collect-a-thon! I love when a game is unique, and it does not feel like 100 other games you have already played. While there is some glitching, and the camera can feel atrocious at times... what I love is that the developers are very responsive to customer feedback! Just read through the comments and discussions, and it appears that the devs have responded and attempted to fix every single customer concern! These are the type of game-makers I love supporting and doing business with.

1 helpful

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows XP SP3 / Windows Vista / Windows 7 / Windows 8 / Windows 10
  • Processor: 3.0 GHz processor
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512MB dedicated VRAM
  • Storage: 3 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS *: Windows 7 / Windows 8 / Windows 10
  • Processor: 3.5 GHz processor
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 512MB dedicated VRAM
  • Storage: 3 GB available space

FAQ

How much does Eat All The Things cost?

Eat All The Things costs $6.99.

What are the system requirements for Eat All The Things?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows XP SP3 / Windows Vista / Windows 7 / Windows 8 / Windows 10 Processor: 3.0 GHz processor Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: 512MB dedicated VRAM Storage: 3 GB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS *: Windows 7 / Windows 8 / Windows 10 Processor: 3.5 GHz processor Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: 512MB dedicated VRAM Storage: 3 GB available space

What platforms is Eat All The Things available on?

Eat All The Things is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.

Is Eat All The Things worth buying?

Eat All The Things has 72% positive reviews from 18 players.

When was Eat All The Things released?

Eat All The Things was released on Nov 5, 2018.

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