Fallen Times

I'm all for the overall crappiness of this game, I really am. The repetitive music, stupid level design, bad character animation, crummy looking "anime" artwork, brainless storyline, soul-crushing difficulty, and dumb humor all come together in one big package of severe mental retardation that brings a smile to my cold, dead, black heart in a game that is seemingly both a parody and a tribute all at the same time. The only real "problem" with this game, (other than the difficulty, which is all part of the joke), are the control options. The keyboard/mouse binding selections are limited, and there appears to be NO JOYSTICK SUPPORT for this game (currently), and that's a shame because this game would be a much more enjoyable experience otherwise. If you're an otaku/weeb that like FPS games, memes, and dumb stuff in general... this is a game for you! I paid .79c USD for this game when it was on sale for 80% off. I'm thinking I might have paid too much. *shrugs* Your mileage may vary.

I gifted this to a friend - he declined. Just like darksouls, 10/10 IGN

I had forgotten that I owned this, and I wish I never found it. Don't buy it for the love of god

1. Isulting / offensive languages to the otaku. 2. Bad FOV, bad controls, can not switch guns with mouse wheel (this should be very basic functionality) 3. God damn boring. 4. Even Serious Sam will give you map and guideance.

Too bad there's not a average rating because that's what I would give this game. OK the pros - The game run super smooth and the pace is fast. - The AI is Daikatana dumb wich is a plus in this game because it make you feel like a bad ass. - Story seem funny and had some good laugh ( the heroes don't want to have sex with you) - It's only 3$ The cons. - NO INVETERTED mouse option and lots of mouse buttons can't be mapped (plz add an inverted mouse option) - Graphics are muddy and repetetive so it's easy to get lost in the map. - Hope you love the rock start musical riff because you gonna hear the same 15 sec looping all the time ( I had to mute the sound at one point) - The freaking 1st boss is near impossible without a proper control scheme (see inverted mouse) but honestly he's cheap to a point that you don't have fun and I turned off my game. In the end I'm sure that the 1st boss will be toned down (or beaten) so there's still some value into this 3$ game but at the moment I can'...

Really fun game Pros: Variety of enemies Plenty of weapons Bosses every level Long levels Very unique played nothing like it before Graphics are good Fast Paced Cons: a few very minor bugs Map designs ok Overall its a very good game for the price. Still haven't beat it. Will definitely play it again.

I have such a grudge against this game, I couldn't stop thinking about it 2 years after I played through the entire thing. This is the worst game I have ever played on Steam. I bought this game for the meme, thinking I'd somehow enjoy it. I WAS WRONG. The store page claims that you can play this methodically or speedrun style. I tried speedrun style and got killed almost right away. The platforming was awful. Items and keys were placed in areas that were very inconvenient to grab. Opening gates were way more difficult than it should. Enemies chase you down so if you mess up with something else, they'll kill you quickly, forcing you to pick them off from far away. Oh guess what, no checkpoints? I wouldn't mind this so much with the old school FPS style, but this game felt cheap in all the wrong ways. Also you are totally FUBAR if you messed up on a stage and/or boss fight, only to start the next stage with low lives, health, and ammo. The bosses are downright unfair. Getti...

Total shit game made on shitty Unity engine....

This game is horrible. The AI and movement are disgusting and the gunplay is insulting. The sound effects are an assault on my senses and the graphics are downright bad. I love it. 10/10 nobody is safe from sin.