Pizza Game

$9.99

Release Date:: Sep 6, 2019
Developer:: Plasterbrain
Publisher:: Plasterbrain
Platforms:: Windows Mac Linux

Simulation Indie Casual Captions available Steam Achievements Family Sharing Single-player Commentary available

About This Game

Kiane is fresh out of college and has just landed the job of her dreams: secretary for billionaire tech CEO, Mr. Arimnaes. Wealthy, suave, and a carbon-based life form, Mr. Arimnaes checks all the boxes for the perfect boyfriend. Can Kiane meet his high standards and win his heart, or will she become his next victim? Wait hold on... I wasn't supposed to spoil the fact he's a serial killer where is the delete key

Story

Pizza Game is a comedy dating sim for people of all types. With six (seven? idk I'm just an intern) different love interests, you're destined to meet your perfect match. Nice guy! Rude guy! Girl! It's all there!

Work as a secretary, take night classes, or get a job as a pizza waitress while uncovering the town's sinister secrets. With the help of her sassy thought bubble, Inner Me, there's nothing Kiane can't accomplish. Pizza Game clocks in at around 185k words, most of which are bad, and features over two dozen characters, most of which are bad. Play through 6 romance routes, including 4 GxB and 2 GxG, as well as a True Route where the edgy stuff happens!

Gameplay

It's a visual novel, so there isn't any!
Click to advance the dialogue!
Adjust the volume!
Make choices that affect Kiane's relationships!
Unlock music room tracks and character menu announcer voices after every route!
Snap photos with Kiane's disposable camera to unlock easter eggs or change the course of the story!
QTEs, personality quizzes, investigations, plus a stealth game segment(?)!

The choices you make will affect your relationships and possibly whether or not you survive. Will you find the right combination of mouse movement and keystrokes required to win the game? Or will you get bored and play something else in your Steam library first? The only way to find out is if you buy Pizza Game. There is no other method. Do not google search for a let's play.

Accessibility Features

Interact using the keyboard or mouse
Subtitles for important sounds
HTML manual
TTS support via Ren'Py's self-voicing and text-to-clipboard features, plus descriptions of visual jokes
Option to disable QTEs

Screenshots

User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive

6 user reviews

100%

Positive

User #131053 english

13 hrs at review

Recommended

very qurkie., very pizz. als o qt(cute) music and kiane

User #274370 english

21 hrs at review

Recommended

iam hAete htis gamE!!!! erver snince i started playing ti, my inside internal monologue is talk like piazza gaym!! i show my chmapoin undrwhere e 2 my gurlfiend rite? and& hte logo nogo gogo i flipped it an i sayz "hey babeh, Wednesday the uundrwera pizza! haHA! ding ding dinng ding ding dida ding. i fuckinm looked at a trass cnan a&d i sed tharts a bit MASTER OF TWISTED! i looki at muh penitz, i think of the microsofit logo and i go "peenest? more like KISS ME MR. NAES!" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

User #702143 english

8 hrs at review

Recommended

Very funny game. Some of the phrases and gags from it have stuck in my head years after I first read them.

User #704346 english

7 hrs at review

Recommended

viboe gambe :D (bug fact!)

User #803429 english

14 hrs at review

Recommended

Amazing game! I played for the humor and stayed for the characters and the story. The only storyline I didn't play was the secret story that deletes the game, because I can't bring myself to do it! I love these characters too much!

User #086667 english

3 hrs at review

Recommended

This game is an offense to anyone who is literate. 5 stars

System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:

OS *: Windows 7
Processor: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: DirectX 9.0c or OpenGL 2.0 compatible card
DirectX: Version 9.0
Storage: 300 MB available space

FAQ

How much does Pizza Game cost?

Pizza Game costs $9.99.

What are the system requirements for Pizza Game?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: 2.0 GHz Core 2 Duo Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: DirectX 9.0c or OpenGL 2.0 compatible card DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 300 MB available space

What platforms is Pizza Game available on?

Pizza Game is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.

Is Pizza Game worth buying?

Pizza Game has 100% positive reviews from 6 players.

When was Pizza Game released?

Pizza Game was released on Sep 6, 2019.