Thief Simulator

Overall an alright game, it's rough around the edges but still pretty good overall. You should know however, some patches made within the last few years have made some late-game houses seriously mechanically broken. The biggest issue is the ability for tenants to detect if a normally locked interactable is unlocked, (eg. if a door is normally supposed to be locked, they'll call police instantly if they see it's unlocked). This gives the "Burglary Discovered by Tenant" effect, likely ending your attempt if a police officer finds you, or giving a large XP reduction even if you manage to hide or escape. The way you're supposed to engage with this mechanic is by re-locking doors/windows/etc. behind you so there's nothing unlocked to be detected. This does work, but only for doors and windows that can be lock-picked. Any door or other interactable that requires hacking tools cannot be re-locked. This means, for many of the mid-late game houses, it's basically impossible to properly use ...

This was the first game I ever completed 100%. While the quality isn’t perfect, it’s still a lot of fun to play. I can also recommend the second part, which is just as enjoyable

This video game is obviously about stealing things. The storyline is pretty solid, Ill rate the games qualities below: Storyline: 4 / 5 stars. Gameplay: 5 / 5 stars. Difficulty to learn / time to get good: 5 / 5 stars (Very short, but still difficult) Total: 4.5 / 5 stars. This game is great, there is really nothing Id change.

Who knew breaking and entering could be so relaxing? My stress levels dropped every time the police sirens blared

Robbed a house, stopped crouching, got the police called on me, hid in a dumpster for 2 hours, walked past a policeman only to get tasered for no reason, decided to just drive home, and play this game

> be me > steals shit ton of crap > gets out clean > looks away from screen for 1 second > crashes into ped and loses everything i love this game.

Robbed a house, hid in a dumpster from the police, then went home and started playing this game

What a broken mess, fun for the fist few hours but later you find out how broken it is and how it's filled to the brim with bugs years after its release

---{ Graphics }--- ☐ You forget what reality is ☐ Perfect ☑ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Okay ☐ Bad ☐ Very stylized ☐ They're what they should be for what the game is ☐ MS Paint could make something better ---{ Gameplay }--- ☐ Fantastic ☑ Excellent ☐ Perfect ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Meh ☐ Bad, but playable ☐ Just go watch paint dry ---{ Audio }--- ☐ Eargasm ☑ Amazing ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not to bad ☐ Alright ☐ Bad ☐ My ears are bleeding ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Babies ☑ Young kids ☑ Young teens ☑ Older teens ☑ Adults ☑ Old people ☑ Anyone with a decent maturity level ☑ Anyone with a lack of maturity ☑ Anyone that is alive ☑ No one, not even your dog ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☐ Check if you can run paint ☐ Potato ☐ Just average ☐ A little better than average ☑ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Better than good ☐ Fancy Pants Rich Boy ☐ NASA ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Can choose your difficulty setting ☐ No diffi...

Actual, literal garbage. I don't know why I expected a functional, working game from "developers" that use AI generated imagery for their game covers. The only actual thief simulation being done here is the money they take from you in hopes you don't refund it in time. I hope "Noble Muffins" falls over dead.