I normally wouldn't review a game I just didn't care for when there wasn't anything really wrong with it, in terms of bugs or other technical issues, and I definitely wouldn't be leaving a positive review but this is a special case. I was warned by the store page that this wasn't exactly high brow sophisticated humour, and that was fine by me. I've loved plenty of dumb things, and the promise of metal music and references got my attention. However I don't think I laughed, chuckled, or even did a nose exhale once in my nearly three and a half hours of playtime. The only things that even came close to amusing me were some of the references, turning my time with Metal as Phuk into a disappointing slog through slightly too difficult JRPG style gameplay. I know that's a me problem though, and I did get this game cheap on sale, so while I ultimately didn't enjoy it and didn't finish it I do respect it and I think it's worth recommending. I hope the dev has had a lot of success with their w...
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Metal as Phuk
$4.99
$2.49
- Release Date:
- Jul 13, 2017
- Developer:
- Crankage Games
- Publisher:
- Crankage Games
- Platforms:
- Windows
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About This Game

ABOUT THIS GAME:
Sold in over 90+ countries around the world and praised as one of the funniest and most clever RPG's of all time, Metal as Phuk is a Mature, Turn-Based, Crude Comedy that has one goal and one goal only: To Make You Laugh!
Play as Chael, the only surviving Paladin of the Metal Order as he embarks on his journey to stop The Dark Bards before they can summon A'Marthius, a MONSTROUS Demon D-Bag who wants nothing more than to see the world burn! A dark, insidious world full of Epic Metal References awaits you as your party battles their way through Unholy Adversaries, Big Bad Bosses, and Smaller, but -STILL- Bad Bosses! Phuk, the God of Metal watches over you on your journey... but do you have what it takes to be Metal, as Phuk?

This game features:
- Dozens of Sick-Ass Metal References!
- Awesome Boss Battles!
- Turn-Based Combat System with Epic Loot and Leveling!
- Hilarious Items and Easter Eggs Hidden Throughout the World!
- Four Kickass Party Members with Four Kickass Classes!
- 4 Dozen Epic Songs to Headbang to until your BRAIN FALLS OUT OF YOUR $%^&ING SKULL!
(Crankage Games is not responsible for Cranial Extraction due to excessive headbanging...) - Original Storyline! (Well, as original as one can get, I mean, C'mon, Right?!)
- "Herbs"... !
... And a Phuk-Ton More!
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User Reviews
Overwhelmingly Positive
1 user reviews
100%
Positive
User #490709
english
3 hrs at review
System Requirements
Minimum
Minimum:
- OS *: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
- Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
- Storage: 575 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible sound card
FAQ
How much does Metal as Phuk cost?
Metal as Phuk costs $2.49. Currently 50% off!
What are the system requirements for Metal as Phuk?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10 Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz Memory: 512 MB RAM Graphics: 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode Storage: 575 MB available space Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible sound card
What platforms is Metal as Phuk available on?
Metal as Phuk is available on Windows PC.
Is Metal as Phuk worth buying?
Metal as Phuk has 100% positive reviews from 1 players.
When was Metal as Phuk released?
Metal as Phuk was released on Jul 13, 2017.
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