Okay, that was intense. And relaxing in some unexpected way. I died quite a few times, not because of enemies, but because of my mistakes with traps. Except this, it was relaxing and extremely juicy slaughtering of almost harmless hordes of enemies, so I like it :) P.S. It's not obvious now, I think developer will fix it in an upcoming patch, but fancy sado-mazo-looking demon is instantly killing you, so, don't make mistakes I made and don't jump into his portal every time you see it to look at him again.

It's just mediocre twin stick shooter with crazy amount of enemies and unbalanced gameplay. I bought it hoping for humorous title, but all jokes were already in the trailer. The story is that devil turned everybody into devilish creatures and we have to kill them all. I was kinda expecting some angry rabbits attacking people, maybe some vandalism on behalf of other creatures or something like this. Nothing like that happens, all of the enemies stand perfectly still and will only attack us when we approach them. It's not that evil in itself, animals are just protecting theirs territory. Hopefully they also have red eyes and sharp teeth so we know for sure that they're posessed. Story aside, gameplay has good ideas and bad execution. We have basic gun attack on LMB and sword attack/bullets deflect on RMB. Deflecting isn't 100% reliable, as this movement always starts from top of our hero and goes to bottom in half-circle motion. That means we just can't instantly deflect bullets coming ...

trash game. Chaotic, unbalanced and without any explanation on how to play or coherence.

This shoot 'em up indie game lets you play as one of the familiar characters, slaughtering possessed people and creatures since some devil has been unleashed. I think it's a cool idea mowing enemies down as Jesus and some movie characters and there are companions that assist or give special abilities to survive the battles. Alas, the ideas aren't fully exploited to an extent I've seen in other contemporary action games, so it gets repetitive after a while.

Simple top down pixel adventure where you will rip and tear your enemies to shreds, leave oceans of blood behind and mountains of corpses in this fast and colorful action of pixel art.

What a piece of shit of a game. It's horrible. 1 hour game streched into 5 hour game. Gameplay is as repetitive as it gets, if you want to enjoy this game you can only play 15 minutes every month, otherwise you would rather see the paint dry.

I'm quite sorry for this review, because at first I wanted to like the game very hard (I loved TBOI, The Gungeon and liked Nuclear Throne too) and then I wanted at least to recommend it to support developers because I saw some heart in it. Then I wanted to recommend it not for more than 1,50$. Now I have to NOT recommend it. I can't refund (I played 2 hours to give this game the chance of surpirising me). I want you to save your money. I spent 3,99€ and I feel robbed. This game is unbelievably average on almost every aspect. On the remaining aspects, it's bad. Average things: - Music in very average. Not very good or catchy, not too bad. - Presentation. The idea/presentation of the game is cute, but nothing very original or whatsoever. - Graphic is "Meh, fine". I've honestly seen much more minimalistic graphics that stood out way more. - The game is pretty short. Bad things: - The randomization is ridicolous. - The gameplay is incredibly ripetitive, bland and boring. - There a...

That's what happens when you try to exit the game: 1. Gives you "fun breaker" achievement. 2. Shows you some 18+ monster p*rn. 3. Doesn't allow you to exit until you press Alt+F4. Refunding right now,

[b][i]tl;dr:[/i][/b] Relic Hunters Zero is free to play and it's better than this. [b][i]Long Version:[/i][/b] [b]Bad stuff, the juice you want to drink:[/b] - [b]Poor translations[/b] Devs really need to learn to stop relying on Google Translator because it hurts your sales. Sure, I do know English (not an expert but enough to understand a few things), and even a few more languages that are also available in the game, a luxury that many don't have access to, but this doesn't excuse it from being poor. How fast did I detected this? [i]Back[/i] is translated to [i]Atrás[/i] in Portuguese, something that Google Translator tells you wrongly because the right translation would be [i]Retroceder[/i], something that doesn't exist in this "sweet tool". This was enough to tell me that other languages had a few wrong translations too and was soon confirmed after booting the game a few times. The game barely has any text so it's terrible to fail in something like this. I know that I'm being pi...

I played this for 9 boring minutes. Might be for some, but wasn't for me. There is a reason it is chreap af.