After reading the reviews i wanted to write my own experience. No, I'm not paid for writing my review and no, I don't "really" recommend to buy this game. I want to start off with saying, Yes i did expect more of this game too. But i don't think it is as bad as people say it is in their reviews. Yes, It has some flaws, Yes, It gets boring fast but the game isn't only negative. I personally kinda enjoyed playing it because of all the flaws. You start of choosing the looks of your character and the "Boyfriend" character. You can also give your own name to them which i really liked. You are at the resort with your best friend Vanessa (Who is the slowest person on earth and not only that...) I picked out a cute bikini in the character menu and Vanessa who is apparently a blind horse asked me "Did you unpack your bikini yet? Did you put it in the closet? What are you waiting for? Put it on!" I have it on Vanessa! You are standing in front of me! How can you not see me wearing it. Vane...

Bought this because I wanted to see the 'thrilling' conclusion upon seeing Funhaus play the game. It's just really bad. I can't even elaborate because it's all bad. Bought it as a joke, recieved a joke of a game.

HELP I DON'T WANT IT I DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE IT'S TOOMUCH I WNAT MY MONEY BACK I WANTED A BOYFRIEND NOT GENUNINE EXISTENTIAL DREAD AND ANXIETY I WANT TO BE REAL AGAIN HELP

My review/let's play of this game: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQXxbAU4GBs If you like bad games I would totally recommend this one!

It’s old and awful but also really cool i recommend

can't find Vanessa. Can't enter the bungalow. Kind of stuck

I bought this game for a specific purpose and it failed at it. I was supposed to make a youtube video on this game, I recorded for 1 hr and 16 min. Once i was ready to edit the video there was no gameplay just a plain black box that took up about 7/8 of the screen and thats all that it decided to record that black box and the sound that came from the game. I doubt it was my recording software but rather the game because the game locks you out from going to any other application or going to the desktop at any point in time. (windows key, Ctrl+shift+esc). I believe this to be the reason as to why my software only recorded the black box.

I LOVE THIS GAME BUT ITS SO HARD TO GET A BOYFRIEND. OH MY GOD, I NEED HELP TO GET A BOYFRIEND. UGH. JUST HAVE TO PLAY MORE I GUESS.

WHY CANT I REMOVE THIS FROM MY LIBRARY?! MY FRIENDS INSTALLED IT AS A JOKE AND IT WONT LEAVE!!! HELP! Also it is really bad.

Even though this game is really bad in a "so bad it's funny" kind of way, and can be enjoyed ironically, the game can't stream properly. I can't really add much to the review, or at least talk about things that other reviewers didn't cover.