Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps

$2.99

Release Date:: Apr 3, 2017
Developer:: Warrior General Games, LLC
Publisher:: Warrior General Games, LLC
Platforms:: Windows

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About This Game

What is this game?

Glorch's Great Escape is a challenging puzzle platformer where your only weapon is the almighty "Telenade," a grenade with a built-in teleporter. Guide Glorch from his prison cell through the defenses of his captor's space station, and help him escape on his impounded ship.

You'll be solving plenty of difficult platforming puzzles and scenarios, finding some secrets, smashing a few robots, and generally dying a whole bunch of times. We've made sure to include a freshly composed jazzy soundtrack to help keep your platformer rage levels in check.

So what is a Telenade, and why is Walking for Chumps?

Glorch can waddle left and right if he must, but he isn't even going to attempt to jump. That sounds like too much effort. Besides, why bother walking when you can just teleport wherever you want to go within range of a short throw? Only chumps would do that.

What is a Glorch anyway?

Glorch is a member of the Glorches, a race of...ahem..."big boned" purple aliens. They are the inventors of the Telenade.

How about a feature rundown?

Based on our top 20 Ludum Dare 32 entry of the same name
24 challenging levels, with additional extra-difficult "challenge" levels to unlock by reaching par milestones
Plenty of varied puzzles and scenarios to figure out, dangers to avoid, secrets to find, and deadly pits to fall into
Each level has been lovingly hand-crafted to find just the right balance of difficult and satisfying
Jazzy soundtrack? Yeah.

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User Reviews

Overwhelmingly Positive

1 user reviews

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:

OS *: Windows 7
Processor: Intel i3/AMD A8
Memory: 2 GB RAM
Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4400
DirectX: Version 10
Storage: 35 MB available space

FAQ

How much does Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps cost?

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps costs $2.99.

What are the system requirements for Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows 7 Processor: Intel i3/AMD A8 Memory: 2 GB RAM Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 4400 DirectX: Version 10 Storage: 35 MB available space Recommended: Recommended: OS: Windows 10 Processor: Intel i5/AMD A10 or better Memory: 4 GB RAM Graphics: GeForce 600/Radeon HD 6000 or better DirectX: Version 11 Storage: 50 MB available space Additional Notes: Mouse (not touchpad) recommended

What platforms is Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps available on?

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps is available on Windows PC.

Is Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps worth buying?

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps has 100% positive reviews from 1 players.

When was Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps released?

Glorch's Great Escape: Walking is for Chumps was released on Apr 3, 2017.