Defend the Highlands: World Tour

Pished me pants laughing and used that to upgrade my porridge cannon, the deadliest weapon in Scottish history besides mooning [b]Soundtrack[/b] (music + voice acting): amazingly Scottish & funny [b]Storyline[/b]: hilariously crazy (first mission is to invade France because they refuse to build a haggis factory by the Eiffel tower.. [b]Gameplay[/b]: classic and smooth point & click RTS mechanics packed with comedy [b]Graphics[/b]: good, well furnished 3D characters and environment, explicit and smooth animations, just right for my laptop. [b]Early access[/b]: as stated in their description, the only thing missing is the multiplayer mode they are planning to implement when they get enough backing from us. So, get yourself well prepared for venturing forth into this satirical story of world domination : 1/ Find a pair of tartan trousers and put them on with no underwear 2/ Cut off both leg parts up to the fly and make a hat and a shoulder plaid out of each 3/ Well done! you are now w...

If You enjoyed Defend the Highlands then you are guaranteed to enjoy this as well. It's pretty much the same game, but with some fantastic new weapons, and friends and foes, set in various countries around the world. It's great fun playing on levels that feature the Eiffel tower Sydney Harbour bridge and lots of other famous landmarks. For anyone new to the games, it is Tower Defense meets Real Time Strategy, but done in a way that is just different enough to any other game of this type that you might have played. For people who are easily offended by nationality stereotyping and occassional offensive language then perhaps steer clear, but for anyone else who actually has a sense of humour and likes their humour just a bit on the 'wrong-side', they will find much to make them smile/laugh. There are a few times where I caught myself thinking "Did I just hear that right?". IMPROVEMENTS - I think overall the upgrade system is better, and you notice much more the positive effects of yo...

The game's idea is fun and the game mechanics are not completly bad but you see the inexperience in the development, for example in the management of the zoom in the playing field: should be easier and faster to allow for better control over the game action. The graphic is poor, i don't enjoy it.

There's only one thing I don't like about this game n that is ya have to use the keys to move around the screen, be better with a joypad control.

Decent tower defence RTS game. Very funny with the types of units. Easy achievements too. Recommend for the price.

Pretty dumb game. I suppose if you are the type that likes junior high boys (the ones that think they are funny but not liked by most other kids) humor and like wasting time aimlessly it might be okay. In my "CRAP" folder this easily wins the award for the worst game of the folder.

A funny game for the first thirty minutes, but after that, it just got old.

Sexy game. Makes you want to murder the French, English and so on. But is that a bad thing?

I have mixed feelings about this. The first game was incredible – funny, innovative and satisfying on many levels. This one improves on a lot of detail – the AI is better, the use of cover is much better, there is a lot of imagination and development over what was in the first, the Scotsmen all get named, there are little touches like Heroes being able to do more than just attack and more. So why mixed feelings? It is a great game but a couple of things – Defend the Highlands worked best because the oppressed minority feeling worked better when it was Scotsmen at home, beset by outside forces, there are no cards/badges in this one…. And then there's the achievements. The achievements in this version are less diverse and are basically too easy. For the first game, I wrote a guide as some things were less clear – for this one you would not even bother. Surely, you think that is a good thing then? Not when I stop after doing the first level, play a skirmish battle and un...