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Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator

$1.99
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Metacritic:
64
Developer:
Vile Monarch
Platforms:
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About the Game

The parrot is back from the dead bringing countless new insults for your disposal, Sir! Remember that silly game that parted lovers, destroyed families and turned friends into enemies? Here’s its successor that does even more, certainly with more style and more variety. And I have proof! This time you can spread affront to everyone in the world that has Internet access or - if you’re not the most sociable - you can sit alone and play with yourself. Nudge nudge.

So don’t let the parrot die for nothing and tell that grumpy old lady that her husband donated organs for a strange woman lying in a pond and that her sister poses nude for some dog. Then meet a retired hipster who admires pictures of a grunting sow, and a fake Russian who borrowed a dead body to put his teacup and crumpets on. It’s also the only game that lets you learn what’s The Meaning of Life, and that’s scientifically proven!

Game Features:


  • Loner’s Insult Tournament Mode: Battle your way through numerous unique situations and verbally assault your CPU
  • Real-Life Friends Mode: Belliger your actual friends on a couch, ottoman, or whatever else you like to rest your fanny on
  • Imaginary-Friends Mode: Verbally take down strangers from all over the world online, and bring the witty pain across any device using the game's Cross-Platform Multiplayer
  • 11 Hilarious Playable Characters: Each with their own unique voices, quirky traits and hilarious “insult components”
  • Legendary Potty Mouthed Unlockable Heroes: Lay down some verbal carnage and unlock renowned potty mouthed special guest fighters, including Shadow Warrior's Lo Wang, Serious Sam, the infamous Postal Dude.
  • 4 Conflict Scenarios: Lay down some verbal jujitsu across 4 different testy situations and dynamic environments
  • Contentious Battle System: Employ combos, criticals, continuations and other new mechanics to outwit your argumentative opponents!

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User Reviews

Very Positive
17 user reviews
88%
Positive
4 hrs at review
Recommended

This game would be fantastic if the choice list was much longer and you could set your text choices to PG, PG-13, or rated R. There is a huge amount of laughter and potential here. Just have AI do some voice overs and expand the lists.

4 helpful
4 hrs at review
Recommended

great game, but grates after a while! it is an instigator of the chuckle, not really hard laughter but enough! the game play is mostly like a fun words game with bonuses, epicly shaming english stereo types with finely smithed razor sharp jibber! after a while of play i noticed that this is abit short lived and some sentence insult links for example it wont let me anthropomorphise my country the same way as my house and pfft?? so i cant for example say 'you act like your country farted in your cousins car whilst fellating a cat in a sweaty pair of your grandads socks!' (and not just cause i made the last part up) so some more hilarious and longer combinations of insult that look like they should work dont! I would buy this on sale as it does not understand the grammar it purports to wield and basically only lets you make sentences with 'and ~ yadda yadda' so some flowing ideas involving triumphant long and very funny sentences just dont work wich is like some 1 giving you a gun wit...

3 helpful
21 min at review
Not Recommended

Hp lovecraft called me the n word

2 helpful 12 funny
12 hrs at review
Recommended

Oh...Sir, this is among the funniest games I had played which takes loads of inspiration from Monty Python. The animation style is funny as hell giving all the characters thick, Popeye-like arms and having such pompous accents which set the tone for the whole game! I love this game.

2 helpful
2 hrs at review
Recommended

Your mother is your mother! +10 + confusion bonus = opponent forget what he wanted to say Why there is no players who to insult anymore... only 10 brave players online rarely thru whole world, everyone damn weak bunnies nowadays, that has steamy romp with they fathers probably... :D

2 helpful
1 hrs at review
Recommended

Its fun for an hour or two but won't get you much longevity. The AI is pretty bad at creating insults and the scoring system doesn't always make sense but for the price of a soda you'll get a few laughs.

1 helpful
16 hrs at review
Recommended

Definitely a fun game, it made me lol more than once, and that's saying something. If you're an OG thug like me, you'll be itching to use these badboys at your next rap battle.

2 hrs at review
Recommended

A really funny time and novel idea, though I can't help the feeling that it gets old a bit quickly, and there are no online players sadly. Still, I love the aesthetic of the game, just, once you've played like three games you kinda get the gist very quickly.

15 hrs at review
Recommended

This game and its mechanics are funny in a stupid yet charming way. AND, I find myself coming back to play this game just to make stupid insult combinations. AND, Personally I prefer the art style of this one compared to its sequel, since the characters in that game have weird-ass noodle arms for some reason. AND, Your mother is a public loo, AND, elderberries fart in your general direction, AND, your seat is where you can sit, AND, you should buy this game if you have good taste, AND, your sense of style is your father, AND, seriously it's like really cheap, store bought sandwiches cost more, AND YOU KNOW ITS TRUE!

5 hrs at review
Recommended

my only complaint besides the limited subject count is not being able to use conjugations in more interesting ways (like "Your son hates *and* is your house)

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System Requirements

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows XP or Later
  • Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 100 MB available space
  • Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card

FAQ

How much does Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator cost?

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator costs $1.99.

What are the system requirements for Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator?

Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows XP or Later Processor: Intel from 1.2 GHz or equivilent AMD family Memory: 1 GB RAM Graphics: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 100 MB available space Sound Card: DirectX 9 compatible graphics card

What platforms is Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator available on?

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator is available on Windows PC, macOS, Linux.

Is Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator worth buying?

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator has 88% positive reviews from 17 players. Metacritic score: 64/100.

When was Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator released?

Oh...Sir!! The Insult Simulator was released on Oct 25, 2016.

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