Erusal

I don't know who Jack Pritz is, but apparently he has a paralysing fear of women, including perfectly "normal"/good-looking ones dressed in regular-people's clothing. Basically imagine a character model lifted from The Sims, who walks around emitting a sound comparable to a dozen banshees caught in a windstorm, even with her lips closed. Terrified yet? Add some graphics which would have been cutting edge somewhere around the time that Half-Life 1 was released, and sound effects even WORSE than Half-Life 1 (grass and floorboards sounding exactly the same when you run over them) - and, of course, absolutely NONE of the inventive storytelling and clever mapping which make Half-Life 1 such a brilliant and timeless game - and you have the masterpiece which is Erusal. Oh, and did I mention that there are no discernible "stealth" mechanics, in a scenario in which you are weaponless and have to actively EVADE the aforementioned succubus in black jeans and stripey pink shirt? Gameplay ...

I finished this game in less than one minute.

WHAT WAS THAT ? Story: You play as a young man, who after being ditched by your friends goes out on his ATV to drive around in the woods, when all of a sudden you get ambushed by a crazed woman. You then find yourself in an abandoned mining town all while being chased by her all while you learn the town's history. The story sucks plain and simple. I've found every note in the game and let me tell you that the story barely makes any sense. It's basically about how the women go crazy and wind up killing their husbands because "reasons" and people hate each other. It's honestly awfully bad and the ending is so bad that I will talk about it in the gameplay section. Graphics: Erusal is an asset flip. Pretty much a good chunk of the buildings you rummage through are taken directly from the asset store with literally no changes done to them. I've played plenty of Unity horror games so I spot these things quickly and this one is just as lazy as all the other attempts. Audio: Not much au...

My Professional Reviews™ Length 2-5 mins. Scuriest Gaem Evar GOTY Every Year.

I beat this game in under a minute! Best game ever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW1GvgvnCmc

10/10 Make sure to pay child support.

As far as bad games is concerned, this one actually works. It's not good at all, but you can finish it. Also, the enemy is hilarious. Worth $2 for sure.