Woody Two-Legs: Attack of the Zombie Pirates

How I managed to complete Woody Two-Legs, is beyond me, the controls alone make this a terrible game. It would of been a joy to play if they allowed you to shoot with the mouse, but no no...you have to use the arrow keys(?) why...?! The aim of the game is to protect your chest of gold on an island from waves of enemy pirate ships that try and steal it, and you have to fend them off, each ship you destroy will drop a "chest", granting either a power-up, score multiplier, or more money. There are plenty of better shooting games out there than this, so don't bother wasting your time on it, unlike me....

This game is extremely terrible. It is repetitive beyond belief, even the music. Every stage is the same boring thing with the same boring enemies just re-skinned, just more of them. The ship collision is the worst thing in the game. There are only a handful of item upgrades, which are all extremely temporary, and some of them are terrible. The wide web is the worst of them all for the fact you can get stuck in it and it lasts what feels like forever. Although, it can be good for the boss fights. The basic price is ridiculous for what you get. Do not buy, even on a sale. The game is complete garbage at any price. [b][u]Positives:[/u][/b] Nothing [b][u]Neutral:[/u][/b] =Partial controller support despite not be advertised as having it. [b][u]Negatives:[/u][/b] -Ship collision. The ship collision is the worst thing in the game. When you bump into a ship you spin into a random direction. You can also get stuck between the islands for a good period of time while you are bouncing aroun...

pretty fun. though they make it impossible to win without any piratses stealing your gold

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Meh. I wasn't quite sure what I could expect when starting this game, I was hoping for a real pirate adventure somehow, but instead I got a last stand sort of game where you have to protect your gold for as long as you can. Fun for a couple of minutes, it has no real depth. [Rating: 62/100]

I won't get into story, graphics, or sound. The dealbreaker for me was that the sailing and combat were tedious. I expcted a fun casual shooter with a pirate theme, but what I got was a chore.

A game where your a pirate protecting a treasure on an island on every map, yep the background is blue swap out a different island and boom call it a new level. Pretty boring pretty fast as in the second you find out your just a ship sailing in circles shooting things. Rating: 4/10 Value: $0.99

I LOVE THE GAME SONGS: "BUDI TU LEGS!!!" ME FASCINA SU CANCIONCILLA; "BUDI TU LEGS!!"

I can see what they were going for, but it could have been executed a lot better. That said, it isn't a bad game, and it is priced correctly.

Very clever, old school, artistically brilliant, and game play is moderate, but may be the maker of the controller though, 360 has stiff sticks.