Ke-Tsu-No-Ana

Looked good from the screenshots, a modern take on Zaxxon.. was I ever mistaken....

this game is mind-blowingly bad i was first intrigued by this when i noticed all of the butthole puns and strange engrish on the steam page, and i just had to play it to find out more however, its just not good at all the game is a buggy mess with terrible sound design, terrible UI, terrible gameplay, wonky isometric view (i thought it would be interesting, but it was actually just really annoying), etc i do NOT believe that this game is a scam, because there was clearly some thought put into it; the ships all play pretty differently, and i like how each ship has about four different weapons that can all be fired in different ways; some shoot-em-up games only have one or two weapons on their ships! it's a tiny point in the game's favor, but it does give this otherwise terribly awful game a little bit of charm i couldn't get past stage 2 after a little while of gameplay, and im not interested in sticking around longer through the terrible sound design, terrible bullet patterns, e...

Beautiful game, gives my life meaning.

Me: "How bad could a game called 'A-SS-HO-LE' be?" Game: "Yes"