! That Bastard Is Trying To Steal Our Gold !

This game is only for pro gamers. This game is basicaly an add on to CS:GO which is already a decent game, but this game tops it. This game is probobly my favorit shooter ever. Just saying but this game helped me not kill myself and helped me stop cutting. Now that I own this game my parents respect me living inside of their basement. Also top sountrack ever, I think this game should get a game of the year award for best concept. Lets list some of the good things that come from this game [list] [*]Nothing [/list]

So I bought this game purely because only 2 other people have reviewed it and I want to have a popular review. Overall great gam [10/10 would pay for it install it and play it for 5 minutes so I can post this review again] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The dev has cancer? https://gyazo.com/90818fcc761f96ee2c8c904a2a361d18

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I'm playing every game on Steam and you can watch my review here: https://youtu.be/RJntltanFDg tl;dr The game is playable, but laughably bad. Do not purchase.

! That Bastard Trying To Steal Our Gold ! is a strategic platformer that requires pinpoint accuracy and precise movements in order to comlete a level. One could say that this is called a "Rage Platformer" such as the likes of other games such as Unfair Platformer. You play as a theif, who I have dubbed "Bob", and have a goal to steal all of the gold in the mine from the green creatures you see in the preview of the game, Leprechauns. The game scales in difficulty as it progresses. New "enemies" appear every few levels to provide a challenge and the precision aspect makes the game repetitive. There are really only 3 types of enemies. The first is what I call a "virus ball"..... cause it looks like that thing from YuGiOh Kappa. The second is a homing ninja star. And finally we have the glorious leprechauns. The main issue with this game is just the repetitiveness and blandness of the game. There are only 17 levels and you are only given a limited amount of dynamite in the level to wor...

http://store.steampowered.com/app/449940/ Although this game had several negative comments, strangely none of them actually said anything about the game. They were more concerned about calling those who thought the game was okay. I wasn't sure whether to believe the story the developer had posted on the sales page, but purchased the game anyway as I do like platformers and it was very cheap at only £1.99 Contrary to the naysayers (one of which thinks anyone who likes this is basically a simpleton) I enjoyed playing it for well over an hour. It's pretty basic graphic wise, with a retro feel to it and there's no bells or whistles included. The basic premise is to steal gold from the Leprechauns dungeons (I though the gold looked like golden delicious apples), picking up extra dynamite on the way. Once you've collected everything you then need to escape the level through it's portal. To access many of the gold sacks you need to blast away at the walls and f...

Platformer with stiff gameplay, no story - which you would have imagined there would be one with a name like this - terrible unpolished graphics, repetitive crappy music, and very boring uninspiring levels. Only thing is good for is trading cards, as its badge is dirt cheap. Way way overpriced for what it is. The only people trying to steal anything are the developer's. 2/10

Fuck this and fuck you

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