It's not a joke. This is a literal retelling of the bible story. 0/10 expected a meme.
Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy
- Release Date:
- Mar 18, 2016
- Developer:
- Wholetone Games
- Publisher:
- Wholetone Games
- Platforms:
- Windows
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About This Game
This game is for anyone who enjoys playing role playing video games or history or religion or any of the previous options.
Playable Characters in Jesus Christ RPG:
Jesus Christ - regarded as the Messiah by many, he's on a mission to save the world from itself. Curing the sick people and exorcizing demons, he's also in conflict wit the local authorities who see him as trouble-maker who's on a quest to become king.
Mary Magdalene - a woman who was possessed by demons and later joins the party. She anoints Jesus and give him strength to fight even more battles against the forces of evil.
Simon Peter - "The Rock". He's a strong man who's Jesus' greatest ally. Nonetheless, he will also have his trials to overcome as his faith is tested against his self-preservation instinct.
Judas Iscariot - A misguided man who thinks too much of material things and loses sight of the big picture. His obsession with status and money-making prove to be his own downfall.
Characters playable in BJC RPG
Virgin Mary - Chosen by God to deliver the Messiah to the world, she must fight against an army which is out to kill her newly born child.
Joseph - A foster father to Jesus and a carpenter by trade, he will go out of his way to protect his son.
Baby Jesus - Still a toddler, he will help the party the best he can. His skills may be limited for now, but he will grow into a remarkable person one day.
Gaspar, Melchior & Balthazar - The three wise kings face a perilous journey to the west, where they hope to find the baby Messiah. Fighting against spirits, robbers and foreign gods, will they ever reach Judea?
Characters playable in RJC RPG
Jesus Christ - regarded as the Messiah by many, he's on a mission to save the world from itself. Curing the sick people and exorcizing demons, he's also in conflict with the local authorities who see him as trouble-maker who's on a quest to become king.
Mary Magdalene - a woman who was possessed by demons and later joins the party. She anoints Jesus and give him strength to fight even more battles against the forces of evil.
Simon Peter - "The Rock". He's a strong man who's Jesus' greatest ally. Nonetheless, he will also have his trials to overcome as his faith is tested against his self-preservation instinct.
Judas Iscariot - A misguided man who thinks too much of material things and loses sight of the big picture. His obsession with status and money-making prove to be his own downfall.
Malchus - A soldier tasked with accompanying Judas on his mission to apprehend Jesus Christ.
Longinus - A centurion who takes prisoners condemned to death by crucifixion to Golgotha, where they meet their demise.
Gesmas - The unrepentant thief. He mocks Jesus at the cross while sharing the same fate. A tough man who does not have compassion in his heart for anyone.
Dismas - The repentant thief. Dismas realizes his predicament is bad yet caused by his actions. He argues with Gesmas and ends up reaching Heaven.
Angel Gabriel - The messenger. Here, he helps Jesus on the Lord's last mission before resurrection.
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User Reviews
Awesome game. 10/10 recommended.
learnt lot from this game than from my Religious sudies class
When I was a young lad and still had much to learn about the world, I told my father, "I wanna be jezos", to which he responded, "You're adopted you little shitfuck". Now all was good and well because this meant that I could only have a higher chance of being chosen to be Jesus' vessel upon his return to our frivolous world. Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy allowed me to experience what it is like to gather holy water for hours on end, burst my ears with gospel and press all the buttons on my cheap keyboard in an attempt to learn the controls. The experience of being freshly baptized, being snaked by judas and secretly knowing that Joseph is secretly my father was all quite soothing to the soul. 10/9 recommend ~IGN
Y'all need some Jesus. 11/10 - IGN. Too much Jesus.
im reviewing this to get the pillars of community badge. 9/10 would play again
Jesus christ its amazing
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System Requirements
Minimum
- OS *: Windows XP/Windows Vista/Windows 7/8
- Processor: 1.6 GHz
- Memory: 128 MB RAM
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 300 MB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 Compatible Sound
FAQ
How much does Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy cost?
Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy costs $5.99.
What are the system requirements for Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy?
Minimum: Minimum: OS *: Windows XP/Windows Vista/Windows 7/8 Processor: 1.6 GHz Memory: 128 MB RAM DirectX: Version 9.0 Storage: 300 MB available space Sound Card: DirectX 9.0 Compatible Sound
What platforms is Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy available on?
Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy is available on Windows PC.
Is Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy worth buying?
Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy has 80% positive reviews from 30 players.
When was Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy released?
Jesus Christ RPG Trilogy was released on Mar 18, 2016.
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