LEGIE

i am sorry but i just can't leave a positive review for this god damn game when i don't even know how you're supposed to fucking play it can i????!?!!!! i've been playing it for like half an hour now and have literally zero clue what the hell the controls are. it's not even like it's hard because it really isn't but i wouldn't be able to know that if i simply can't even actually play the stupid game. like i KNOW that that there's an inventory system and i KNOW that i'm supposed to give the old guy his beer but how. HOW!!! please. i would love it if someone where to tell me what the controls are (on keyboard btw or anything really idc) and how i am supposed to progress the game or even something as simple as knowing if it's just played with a mouse (so point and click) i would genuinely love to play this game because it honestly does look somewhat promising and i absolutely love the devs other game hrot but i just don't know how to say anything good about the game when it's practical...

there's no way to even get out of the little area you start in. idk how everyone seems to have beaten this. "wake up the guard with the cabbage" what guard? the drunk who's asleep in the tavern? the blacksmith is awake. The passed out drunk must not be the guard, since i can't use the cabbage on him. There's just no way to proceed. I actually don't even wanna know what the rest of this experience is like. Also there's no way to fullscreen the game? awful. 1/3.