Uriel's Chasm 2: את

The sequel no one asked for. You have to input your key mapping every time you start the game (with little indication what you have to actually do), and confusing gameplay that makes no effort to tell you how any of the mechanics work.

I wanted to forgive the game for it's strange charm, however it's an unfortunate boring waste of assets and has very few areas of potential. For a start, it begins with a 10 second intro that isn't skippable every time you start the game. Then there's pointless movie sequences which are falsely advertised in the screenshots and video to look like in-game graphics, which are also by the way not skippable. The storyline is boring, pointless and interrupts the little gameplay the game actually has. As for gameplay, you begin with a SMUP with more mechanics that are less obvious than a standard Bullet Hell game. Each time I played it, I discovered a new button or mechanic for a level that takes about 30 seconds to complete. Once you beat it, you are put straight into the most boring and confusing tree game. I have no understanding for the ratios on the right, what the lightning is or coming from, when the fruit will spawn if i must avoid the fire sprites or what they were. Before you ha...

this makes me feel all kinds of warmfuzzyweird pseudonostalgic feelings and while it's difficult it's probably the most *accessible* RSG release thus far. The music's pretty good, too. ♥

I WANT TO RIP MY SKIN OFF JARBOE I'M SORRY WAKE ME UP INSIDE (CANT WAKE UP) SAVE MEEEEE

I am 32 years old. My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old. When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing. Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side. With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could pla...

its ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka9EgkAxvOQ Unlike most of Steam, I actually enjoyed the first Uriel's Chasm. It was a nice mixture of game styles with a very avant-garde approach to tying them all together, and the drug-addled/fever dream christian themes and blasphemy had me asking "what the fuck" on more than one occassion. So when Uriel's Chasm 2 was announced, I was excited to play it. The above footage was recorded while I had a cold (hence the bad volume levels, I forgot to check them before hand due to how loopy I was from the meds) and wound up lost to time until I found it the other day. I played it again once more after that, and the feelings are about the same. As a bullet hell, it still works out in a Titan Quest sort of way. Just one boss fight after another with the theme of fruit. It's a bit confusing there as they cause pain in the bullet hell sequence, but then in the strategy segment to stop the trees from burning they are required to advance, making them benefici...

The best time I had with this crap was when I uninstalled it.

this games shouldn't exist and i don't know why it does

sequel to dat strange game.. its awesome *____* menu is working fine with arrows and "z" key, noobs. sometimes i have such states of mind when i want and i will play this game. ty Dylan for making such games, they're beautyfully strange and mindfull + blending with hardcore and past century design p.s.: separate thanks for Sisters of the Amniotic Lens - dat is MASTERPIECE!