Mad Snowboarding

What a horrible, gigantic mess this is. I keep looking for a snowboarding game on PC and thought I'd give this a shot, wow...just bad, in every possible way. Bad controls, bad menus, bad tracks, bad progression, did I mention it was really bad? Avoid at all costs.

I'm a simple person, I see a beefcake werewolf on a snowboard doing SSX style tricks and I'm tossing money at whatever will get such power into my hands. Having spent a little under an hour playing this game to it's fullest extent, I feel as if my furry trashiness has been my undoing. This feels like one of those 3D Groove Shockwave games from years ago like Lenny Goes Snowboarding or Santa Butt Boarding. It's primitive, bland and egregiously short. However, unlike those games from years ago at the dawn of 3D gaming over the internet, this game has a lot less going on because they under-utilize the space they have. For each of the four levels or so I played, you had time attack and score attack and that's it. Usually games of this style would include a crapton of stuff to do like hunting down McGuffins, trick link challenges, hidden spots to find, maybe an alternate board or costume to aim for. This game does none of these things and aside from unlocking characters(Of which the were...

I flew 1 thousand feet in the air as a little school girl. 10/10

Trash mobile port.

I figured that I would try this out, being a huge SSX fan. It is closer to 1080 Snowboarding than SSX, but it's pretty fun. It's too bad that EA hasn't made an SSX sequel in many years.

RAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I fell. I died. I recommend.