T*RIFF U!!

You are the greatest president, but your sanity hangs by a thread. Only imposing tariffs brings you joy and clarity of thought. Each new tariff is like a breath of fresh air for your mind. But be careful: your aggressive actions could trigger a wave of consequences that won't be easy to deal with. Can you find a balance between your inner peace and the stability of your power?

You are in for a classic match-3 game. Match lines and combos of country flags to impose ever harsher tariffs on them. The bigger the combo — the stronger your impact!

Your goal is to maintain a fragile balance between your sanity, the support of Congress, and economic stability. Review incoming bills to gain the approval of politicians. Avoid targeted strikes on the same countries — their retaliatory sanctions could crash your economy. Remember: every action has consequences!

If Congressional support drops to zero, you will face impeachment and a shameful resignation. If the economy collapses, the country will plunge into chaos and your reign will end in ruin. Every decision you make carries weight. Will you be able to hold on to power and avoid disaster?

This game is a light-hearted satire on the absurdity of world politics. Anything goes here. Relax and enjoy the craziest power simulator!