World's Fastest Pizza

This game gave me motion sickness faster than The Witness. Soundtrack is terrible, breaking glass broke my ears, massive lag problems when something is hitting your character. Game wants you to grind money in 3 missions at a time and thats annoying as hell.

This is a fast arcade like game, similar to Zombies Ate my Neighbors. Pros: Lots of levels with randomized goal areas for pizza drops Many unique upgrades Variety of unique enemies Very rewarding for good movement (Faster pizza delivery gives more money) Cons: I played for about half an hour with my arrows keys and my fingers are exhausted. When you get superspeed it becomes even more intense. You really should play this with a controller or joystick There's a boss that isn't really explained how to beat and you just run around confused as to how you kill him. You'll easily make it back to him though My main gripe is the kamikaze enemies that do massive damage. They might kill even if you have the 420 health upgrade but I'm not sure, they're just not very fun. EDIT: I'd really like a pause button and to be able to run the game in windowed mode but there are no options to do so

The Hotline Miami of pizza delivery. Kind of a one trick pony. I would not pay more than $2 for it, but it is a fun and ridiculous arcade experience. Mix bullethell and Crazy Taxi with the terror that is the Australian Suburbs and you get World's Fastest Pizza. Race around random neighborhoods during "happy hour" dodging gunfire and explosions, being chased by a rabid dog, to deliver the hottest pies in town, then sneak into a dungeon and follow the blood trails to deliver a last-meal to those being held there - leave them to enjoy their pizzas and get out, then drop off your last meatlovers to a peaceful, sober man in the quitest neighborhood in Sydney. A truly absurd game.

costs less than a pack of winnie blues and wont give you cancer either ay thats heaps good.

The (un)official prequal of what happened before Hotline Miami. 10/10

its shet

Fat Pizza: The Video Game

NOT WORTH BUYING! This game is only a quick joke. After nearly 30 mins it get realy borring and repeativ. The best part is the fast rejoin, so you can make another run.

What looks to be an amateur game could actually serve as an apt sequel to a game Generation X spent 25 cents, every two minutes, to play back in the 1980's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P6kAeQ_m1Q ..but with some crass humor and drug refrence that would've been a big no-no at the time.

cost $50AUD and took 6 hours to download 10/10